Sunday, October 31, 2010

Pig Zombies.

HEY GUYS NEW MINECRAFT IS OUT, JUST SO YOU KNOW.

Explore A Different Path.


Stayed up all night to do this.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Stone Like.

CRISIS AVERTED.
(The only one that will understand this will be TommyN, and he doesnt' even read this blog I would imagine.)

Forever a Hoe

Furbolgs.

There are now 15% discounts on WoW if you pre-order Cataclysm digitally.

I'm not sure if this applies to Vanilla + TBC, but I can get it on Wotlk and Cata.

My life.

Friday, October 29, 2010

SELECT YOUR HERO #7.

BOB:
Ride the nigger bike and search for criminals.    

DANNIS:  
realise that you're late for dinner   


You Gon' Touch The Sky.

Last 2 days played WoW until about 3am.
Today was 9am to now.

SYH #7 will be out tomorrow hopefully.

Been trying to draw a complete overhaul of "Be So High I Can Soar" where I challenge myself by not using any colours near black. I recorded it. First video where I didn't draw hours straight.
It has rainbows in it. You'll like it. Unless you hate rainbows. Then fuck you.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Monsteropolis.



If you don't suck dick and you've actually played a Megaman game, then this is quite possibly the best thing in the universe ever in existence. ("The Annihilation of Monsteropolis" is nice too)

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Steps 1 - 5.

TL;DR:
Post HSC WoW players, save money.

Recruit a friend system.
I thought this would work in theory, so I looked it up, and I was right.
Vincent said do it in pairs, but then I'm pretty sure it would be better if we chained it.

Basically, recruit a friend means one person refers another person to play WoW.
The basic benefits include:
The person who recruited (veteran) the new person will get 30 days of game time added.
300% exp when partied together.
Ability to summon each other across the map.
Also, something like free levels to the veteran or something, I still don't' understand how that works.
*Up until level 60 or 90 days.
(Downside is technically, you'd be in zones only doing half the quest and they'd turn grey when you're only halfway through)

So Vincent's idea of pairs would mean we'd actually have to be stuck to someone and only half of us would get the 30 day bonus.If we chained it like so:
Person A recruits person B,
person B recruits person C,
etc.
then everyone but the last person will get the 30 day bonus, while all of us would be able to party with 2 different people (as opposed to 1) to get the 300% bonus. Additionally, should we all be on at the same time and need to do an instance, we can chain summon.
So really, who ever gets recruited last has to be the most loaded of us all because they have to spend 15$ more.

*When you recruit, the recruit gets a 10 day trial, so if you want to use that, then I'm guessing you get 40 days, should you not be the last person in the chain.


TL;DR:
Save 15$ by recruit a friend, receive profits
Save even more by levelling up at 300% meaning we don't have spend more money on game time.
In even shorter, don't make an account because I already did. (I'm not sure if that means bnet, or actual WoW account, cause I made the prior, but just to be safe)(I've been looking around and shit.)


ALSO:
For some reason I can't check the expansions, but Vanilla WoW is only 20$ AUS for a digital purchase (so you only get the key) as opposed to its general 24-30 dollars.
I guess the loss is that for digital purchases you need a Mastercard/Visa or something, and you don't get a fancy ass box. (I would like a box, honestly. But imagine going to the shops and carrying around 5 huge ass boxes of WoW. Seriously, those boxes need to be smaller.)
** I'm looking around, and I'm going to guess that TBC is also 20$, whereas WotLK is $40 for some reason. Cata would probably be 50$ purely because of release.

So probably $80 for up to WotLK should we start playing before Cata, then another 50 after that.
That is, if we digitally purchase.

ALSO:
Buying game == 30 free days.
Recruiting == 30 free days.
So technically you got 60 free days doing this.

Monday, October 25, 2010

The Weather Today.


I FINALLY FOUND THAT GAME I WAS LOOKING FOR FOR A WHILE OF SOME SORT.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Research Division.

Findings:
1. Ok, so I replied to Genvin on a post before this one about a printer (Epson T1100 or Workforce Wide format {I'm pretty sure they're the same thing}) that can pump out 19x13"++ prints and it's only $300 abouts -- which is pretty solid. So presumably, along with starting some sort of shoddy website to sell prints and shit, I'll be getting one of those. Now where the hell do I get paper that big.
Alternatively, I might just web-comic it up because I dont' think it'd be viable to get a decent amount of traffic with just prints and blog posts with really bad humour.

2. @ Post-HSC WoW players =
You do have to buy every game, I'm 95% sure, because when you get the activation keys, they activate your Battle net account so you can actually enter the servers of designated expansion.

On a side note, I'm downloading WoW right now. ...Because quite frankly, I fucking can.
I should've started ages ago, what with the 15 hours of Torchlight where my internet was not utilised AT ALL.

GO GO GADGET FLOW.

Haywyre.


This guy's legit.
Alternate.
Alternate.
(Also the artist who does his stuff is awesome too.)

Airliner Actual.

O Blige.

OH MY GOD I HATE YOU YOUTUBE UPLOADER.

[You'll be able to tell from the next video] I started at 11pm, actually started at 1am, finished at 5am, been waiting for the encoding/uploading of said video.

I basically watched the sky turn into night, listened to the suspicious bashings and ominous howls of the night, heard the weather shift from a heavy rain to a gusty aftermath, {another adjective of listened/heard} the birds awaken, and saw again the sky brim alight.

Good day.

Raiders.


Scenery. Pretty much. Looks nice though.

What the actual fuck


Kinda NSFW


What's more surprising is that seven people have come to our blog via that particular google search. Only two of those were me.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Forever Buxton

Instead of studying for 4U on monday I found these instead.

Forever Alone Tie
Possibly for formal?

Forever Alone T-shirt
Possibly to wear for the rest of my life.

Forever Alone Stickers
Best stickers I've seen apart from the HAHS ones.

It's quite expensive but free shipping if I spend more than $100.

The Phantom.

Friday, October 22, 2010

She's All Alone Alone Alone.

I'll be doing another time-lapse tomorrow after this headache which is purely my own fault goes away. It's a toss up between either Airliner (which I'll probably change beyond hell) or a redux of This Is Heaven Where I Stand (which in my mind actually looks a lot different to the original)

I might be able to do both of them cause Airliner shouldn't take that long at all.

Also someone tell Andrew Do that I can draw shit as of the present moment and I am still waiting on his request details.

Throwing Lightning With Zeus.


I saved it at 640 pixels across which is the Youtube standard thing, so it might slightly not even worth it to go to the actual page should you require to witness slightly more pixels.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Ember.

Short version: Torchlight is pretty much exactly the same game as Diablo 2 - even down to the music. Summary of gameplay:

"Ooh, a dungeon -- OH SHIT MONSTERS EVERYWHERE, SPAM RIGHT CLICK (main spell), OH SHIT LIGHTS EVERYWHERE CAN'T TELL WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING, KEEP SPAMMING RIGHT CLICK JUST IN CASE.
*Quest objective completed!*
*Level up!*
*Fame level up!*
*Quest objective completed!*
*Quest objective completed!*

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED.

HERE YOU GO CAT, TAKE ALL OF MY ITEMS, HEAD TO TOWN AND RETURN TO ME WITH THE PROFITS."
  Dick Lord on Hard.
You can tell I'm being serious about this game.
I'm an alchemist (equivalent to a Necromancer/Warlock/Mage) and I'm dual wielding pistols, BECAUSE DUALIES ARE FUCKING AWESOME.
*****

Also, if I can be bothered, and get over this headache, I'll do another time-lapse thing for I'm thinking...
"(I'M A DREAMER IN THE CLOUDS,) THROWING LIGHTNING WITH ZEUS."
And this time with possibly some actual decent quality shit as opposed to that 320 crap last time.

Box With X In It.

General maths test, in a nutshell:
I spent more ink on suggesting methods of how hypothetical characters could save money by not being a retard than actual numbers.

I was going to take the paper and scan one of the questions to post here, but I didn't bother.
Basically, there's a schematic diagram of a house with I assume a bathroom. There is then a box with an 'x' in it. 1 mark if you could somehow guess what the fuck that was. I put 'shower' because I don't fucking know.

Baggage Dog.

Hey kids, I just woke up from a 3 hour long/short sleep and everything actually looks blurry because I can't focus for shit. Oh also, I have General Maths today. FOR THREE HOURS, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT SHIT.

I'm online cause I'm getting bored, and I'll be downloading Torchlight which apparently is just like a miniature Diablo made by ex-Blizzard employees.

This inability to focus is actually getting really annoying. I can't tell if whether it's actually just because I'm tired, or whether it's because I've been using my eyes beyond fuck since graduation.

*10 minutes and a purchase of Torchlight later, focus seems to be returning.

Additionally, I'll probably get Psychonauts (because I heard it's all the rage of 10 years ago) after I get my gamepad which might actually let me finish MGS and Jet Set Radio.

Btw, I'm stuck at the part with Psycho Mantis, because something something, emulator fucks it up.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Surfing On A Rocket.

I recorded drawing sessions of the last two SYH's, but they video's are corrupted beyond hell.
Apparently, they took me 1 to do each. I'll possibly try with the Halloween image I posted before.

Also, WoW, I'm pretty sure you have to buy every single game/expansion which totals at about 160 dollars.

Also, I had a dream I killed my dog.

SELECT YOUR HERO #5, #6.

ISHRAQ:
Punch nigger in snout to establish superiority.

DANNIS:
punch him in the nose so the blood goes on the dick.


BOB:
Try to satisfy your 'insatiable hunger for cocks'

GENVIN:
BLOW HIM FOR THE BIKE

Monday, October 18, 2010

SELECT YOUR HERO #2, #3, #4.

BOB:
HUNT THAT NIGGER DOWN

BOB:
SETTING CHANGE: FRENCH BAKERY

GENVIN:
You are wearing a sexy Dr Robotnik costume
USE YOUR JETPACK TO OUT-TECHNOLOGY THAT MOTHERFUCKER

SELECT YOUR HERO #1.

BOB:
METHOD OF TRANSPORTATION: NIGGER BIKE
SUPER POWER: LIMMORTALITY

GENVIN:
NAME: QUOC
CLASS: GAY
ABILITIES: CAN TAKE A MEAN DICKING

New Cataclysm Cinematic.


Also, release date is 7th of December.

SELECT YOUR HERO #0.

Previous one is debunked. Probably because it was going nowhere. Or I never updated it. EITHER WAY!
Also changed the name to something slightly more original.

For those unfamiliar with the last epic adventure:
  1. Someone starts by giving a quick description of the main character (and possibly their possessions) and the general plot beginnings.
  2. I draw said descriptions in a really poor MS Paint style fashion.
  3. From step 2, someone suggest and describes an action for the main character to take.
  4. I draw that action.
  5. Story progresses.
  6. Repeat 3-5.
START NOW:
  • No mandatory stats or 'class' like before, unless you want the character to have stats and a class - that's up to you. 
  • Feel free to start this off as random as you want, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!
  • As opposed to last times 'first come first served' thing, I'll be choosing the path which has the most potential to keep things interesting.
  • Also, no HUD, because that was stupid. If you want to 'look at inventory', you're either going to have to keep a mental record, simply go through the previous pages to see what happened, or say 'character looks at inventory'.
  • ALSO ALSO, I want more than just the regular people that comment to contribute to this. I'm pretty sure there are people that lurk this blog hard.
GOGOGOGO.

More Than Meets The Eye.

(I just remembered that Transformers song I posted a while back.)

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Blue Ring.

Finished Abe's Oddysee. Got the bad ending because I didn't save enough slaves. Cock.

Jel-A-See.

Field Goal.


Skip to 4 minutes.
Wait for the ending.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Left Bank.

Some miscellaneous news now that is completely irrelevant to you.

Newgrounds started to sell "Mystery Boxes" - ten dollars, for ten items.
2 people ended up getting fucking full Gamecube packs, among other rarities. (I think someone got a mint condition X-men 1st issue or something like that.)

Alternatively, there's these things.

LARRY.

Contest for this series.

Greasy Moose.

Maybe after a couple of months I might start a website which would loosely entail some sort of personal/development/art blog which means I might inevitably leave this one.

Although I'm thinking should I ever make some sort of even semi-professional website, I'd be limited to how many times I'd be able to say 'cock' and 'dick' and 'fuck you assmunch dickwad of TEN mother fuckers".

On a related note, this guy is fucking awesome. He's Australian and regularly voices his own flash animations - and you can so tell. He's currently working on this comic which is up to the third page, is already fucking awesome.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Mr Gray.

You know when you see/read/hear about something and then a couple days down the track, that event reoccurs coincidentally? Well Dreamcatcher (movie adaptation of one of Stephen King's books) is on GO! at 11:20 tonight, and through a furry image site, I was linked to this:
(Warning: horror/blood or something?)

I thought it was hilarious!
Well, at least up until the last moments where that figure stands before him. For some reason I found that really really unnerving.

I'm not going to watch it. Maybe because I'm a giant pussy when it comes to even the weakest horror movies. I actually want be able to sleep for the next month.

Finish Him.

Ancient news, but in case you haven't heard/I can't remember if I blogged it or not, but the Mortal Kombat Rebirth pitch was rejected by Warner Brothers.
Here is said pitch:

You're probably better off going to the actual link for a decent res.

Unconstitutional.

If you're male and your waist is over 33.5 inches, you're considered fat. If you're female, the limit is 35.4 inches. Thanks to those burgers, you now have to attend mandatory counseling with a physician.

(I didn't realise this was old news, but hey.)

Priority High.

Fun Fact Of The Day:
Ctrl + Shift + Esc.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Water.


Sure this will get old after a while, BUT UNTIL THEN!...

Extreme Metal.

I mentioned previously that my internet's become awesome because either Bigpond fucked up, or they decided to take their dick out of my ass and actually deliver some decent service.

So basically for the majority of the holidays (or "study preperation" if you want to call it that {psh}) I've been downloading....
Gigs of porn - which, funnily enough, I haven't had the time to watch purely because I've been drawing and watching "Let's Play" video's where you watch someone play a game. EXCITING FUN.
Additionally, I plan on downloading miscellaneous (THROUGH GREAT DIFFICULTY I MANAGED TO SPELL THAT WITHOUT SPELL CHECK. 100% FOR STANDARD ENGLISH, HERE I COME.) retro games that I missed in the 90s.
I've blogged about Tomba, and Medievil -- and I just downloaded Jet Set Radio BUT there's a part where you need a game controller, so I might have to get one off eBay because I am not going to be trifled by a simple dick like that.
Until that happens, I'm considering most definitely Abe's Odyssey because that's some epic shit and maybe the original MGS if I feel like it.

Also, AAAATATATATATATATATATATA WAAAA TAAA!

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Ghast.

Haven't been blogging because I've been prepping for the HSC. LOL JK I'VE BEEN WASTING MY LIFE AWAY.
(I really fucking hate those FB groups.)

I'm tempted to not even go to the exams, purely because, well quite frankly my dears: Why the fuck do I even need to go if I don't need to suck cock-- I mean, an ATAR.

It would also save me the trouble of actually getting the exam timetable, because I don't even know when they're on. I think Biz is on Thurs, then English on Friday, then maths some time after that - then the day dicks rain from the sky when I have Art and Snr Science on the last day.

But yeah, in short, ATAR can suck my cock. I'm thinking about doing a creative writing on how shit the English staff at HAHS, like full subtle with their full names and shit.

At times I actually think "Hey, don't you think you should go to Uni because you have to abide by some of the humans shitty laws and ethics to actually survive in the modern world AKA the piece of shit that humans ruined for everyone?".

But then I realise:
"HEY, I'M FUCKED EITHER WAY -- UNIVERSITY WOULD JUST MAKE ME WASTE ANOTHER COUPLE OF YEARS OF MY LIFE."

Also, Minecraft gets an Halloween update on the 31st of Oct. Quite possibly the only thing I'm looking forward to at this moment that I can think of. Maybe sucking on a huge black dick, but that can wait until later.

CIAO.

Friday, October 8, 2010

TRANSFORMERRRRRRRS!


AUTOBOTSSS WAGE THEIR 
BAHHTTLE TO DESSSTROY 
THE EEEVIL 
FORRRCES 
OOOFFF......
*PAUSE*
THE DECEPTICONNNS!!!
*GUITAR SOLO*

Flame On.

Remember that time I said it'd be pretty sweet to have a forest as a yard around the fortress?
I changed my mind.
(I lit the trees on fire.)

Edit, I'm doing this because a new update is coming soon which basically doubles everything the game has right now, so I'll start a new file when that happens.
Until then, I'm going to try and light my entire map on fire.

Spyro.

PROBLEM:
Sleeping at 4am, waking at 2pm.

MOST LOGICAL SOLUTION:
Start sleeping earlier to attain a constant and regular circadian rhythm.

AWESOME SOLUTION:
As opposed to sleeping earlier, start sleeping later and later every night until I've reached a point where I've completely made a full revolution of the clock, meaning I'll be behind my initial problem!



Genius.

Sketch Invisible Guitar.

(Hands are wrong for a guitar grip, but the initial intention was a wine glass in his left hand.)

Sketch Hands.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Milky Way.

NSFW.
(Maybe not really. The only thing there close to genitalia would the the product itself. )

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Conceptualising.

There's this art college in America which you can actually do online and shit [with the exception that you have to fly there twice a year for something or other] which I was looking through, and it seemed pretty fucking awesome because it specialised in concept art in entertainment mediums.

And then I saw the price tag.

My reaction can be portrayed through the last panel of this comic.
Alternatively, this:

Sketch Faces.

Some of them look like certain people. 
Not consciously intended.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Monday, October 4, 2010

Probably Really Late.







!

Hidden Orchestra.




I could just embed the entire album here, cause it's pretty solid.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Broken People.

Everyone's been posting their UAC preferences, so I thought I'd join in:
My apologies, this seemed funnier in my head.

Have this really weird song from the previously mentioned new Linkin Park album.

Linkin Park - Blackout.

You Push It Back Down.

And All The People Say.

1. I didn't know it was October until today.

2. I didn't realise Linkin Park released a new album (Sept 14th) until now.
In short, it's alright. It's not too much like Minutes to Midnight -- might be a stretch to say it's half way between that and their old nu-metal stuff.

3. I've been trying to sleep earlier to fix my circadian shit, but then I was told it was daylights savings - so fuck that, the universe is against me.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Eul.

I was going to do a comic, but it would've taken too long. I downloaded HoN - installer didn't work, so I look up a fix for it. Found one using 'cmd > "file" /ncrc', tried it, didn't work.

Downed it 5 more times, whilst uninstalling drivers, clearing cache, trying different things -- to no avail.
This cost 2.4gb, and a solid 7 hours of my time.
1. I was doing other things too.
2. My net speed doubled and hasn't capped despite my being over my quota by about 7 gb's.

So I come back to the first solution, AND TURNS OUT ALL I HAD TO DO WAS CAPITALISE /NCRC.

FUCK DAMMING COCK MUNCHERS.

Friday, October 1, 2010

UAC is the new black.

























Buxton, why don't you stop being a typical blogger and instead pick generic Asian subjects such as Med, Optom, Comm, Engineering, Actuary, Med Science and Pharmacy?...Oh wait.

You've Just Been Bedazzled.

Paint Dry.

No recent updates because for the last two days I've literally been watching grass grow.
Also, I'm pretty sure everyone's off the internet by now because of HSC.
I'll try and keep this short:
Grass grows on dirt when grass is next to it.
Grass is not transportable.
So basically, if you want grass in the sky, you're going to have to connect it to the ground somehow.
Grass also requires sunlight to grow. Each 24 hour cycle in game is about 20 minutes.
Grass grows upwards, diagonally at 2 blocks a day, if you're LUCKY.
My fortress is about 30 blocks up from the ground.

Maths version:
Every 1 hour, I get 6 blocks of grass maximum. (Occasionally, it just doesn't grow at all).
In short, I had to keep the game open for 5-6 hours for grass to climb a staircase.
And this is the result/why.

Additionally, I'm waiting for the grass to cover the lawn. (Isn't as slow, but it'll surely take about an hour.)