Friday, December 31, 2010

N Miles.

New Years image will come at Midnight... GMT-12. Yeah that's what you get, TIME ZONES.
(Also there appear to be either drum orientated Lebanese or South American's living in my streets that I didn't know about. They are playing native sounding drums.)

Oracle.

2011:
Planning on making a site for legitimacy reasons. I'm most probably going to just go with Wordpress as opposed to potentially simply migrating to Tumblr because it's just a tad retarded - actually my main gripe is that with the 'preview HTML changes' is actually hella slow. seriously, 20 seconds to simply change codes that a computer should be able to complete a million within a fraction of a second? Fuck off Tumblr.
You can find the ruins of what I was doing for the majority of the day here, at my aptly named, never to be used Tumblr.

On a related note pretty much every domain that involves "kuoke" are taken. I am genuinely out of ideas.
I actually might end up using hypocritcity.com and renaming the comic to something more suitable because the story changed upon fleshing it out. Or apathycity. All these words have lost their meaning now, I've been starting at them for hours.

NEED IDEAS.

mediocricity is also being used by some Youtube user. Do not want to associate. Seems like the only option though. Taken, apparently.

Helping hand

Balls. Gonna use this post to help get this blog past 1000 posts but to also announce new vlogs are coming out soon. Stay tuned.

Play How You Wanna Play.

Filler post.

I need something to fill 5 god damn post.

2 will probably have something to do with the New Years image I'm going to try and rush in one day - despite my usual tendencies to paint a certain amount, stand up, walk back a few steps and stare at it for hours on end (meaning it usually takes a solid while to finish) - or alternatively, bitching about how I couldn't do it.

If Buxton actually posts his vlog then that's 1 left - possibly a wildcard should I feel like making some post which will probably read like so : "Hahaha, New Years can eat my dick.".

Fo real.

Content.
So I don't know why, but for some reason as a child I never questioned how incredibly large Tsunomon's horn is.
I MEAN, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT??
RIGHT?

ACEYALONE WITH RJD2 ON THE BEATS:

Thursday, December 30, 2010

The Last Day Of Christmas.

My Ivory And My Doves.

How long I've stayed inside:
Remember that time we walked to Jess T's house? I got sunburn on my neck from that mere hour.

My skin had almost recovered until today when my parents decided to kill every innocent insect in my house through fumigation, forcing us to kill two hours by going to that place where the final scene of Mission Impossible II was filmed.

It burns.

Christmas image coming up soon. For any of you arguing otherwise, we're still in the 12 Days of Christmas, so it's totally legitimate. Additionally, I'm going to try and rush a New Years one - potentially furry because if I do it twice in a row, it'd make it tradition. (Like wise, the Christmas one is semi-depressing.)

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Hair Salon.

I went to lie down because I was frustrated. But then oh miraculous lord, I for some reason cannot lie down comfortably and induced my neck to start hurting.

So now I'm frustrated and my neck hurts because I am just so much of a failure that I am incapable of curling up and dying.

Also my brother finished the last ice cream as I was going down to get it.
I fucking hate you.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Another Bar Scene.


One of the scenes. 2 of the characters shown to be linked to each other somehow. Planning to put some sort of element of semi-unknowingly interlinked characters - possibly like LOST or the first episode of Modern Families. (There are more, I just can't think of them off the top of my head.)

Transmutation.



Also in this post, my ineptness to spell "cigarette".

Dusk Veil.


Smoke and smoking are a huge motif.

Endarkenment.

My perspective and foreshortening are horrendous. Especially when you put them together.

Buildings, skyscrapers, lots of them. Height/aspiration/flight. Think about it.

Skimmer.


HYPOCRIT CITY SKETCHES.

"Can't you post all of these images in the one post?"

"...No."

How else are we going to get to 1000 posts? Buxton? WHERE ARE YOUR V-LOGS BUXTON?

Aspiration through flight will be a major aspect. Also, steam-punk elements in the future (where steam powered machines are possible and are a novelty alternative to electricity, rather than being set in the 1400's) may or may not be included.

Smokey Lights.

(It's time for everyone's favourite game, "really-ambiguous-wip-that-won't-resemble-the-final-work-at-all-but-I'm-posting-it-anyway-as-if-the-transformation-process-is-something-spectacular".)

Friends

How to ignore people you no longer wish to be around

Monday, December 27, 2010

Upwards And Onwards.

HYPOCRIT CITY.
Concept art, coming up soon, potentially - if I can actually turn this incoherent ideas into actual words.
This is the one where I said it would basically be like Seinfeld, if all the characters had some sort of mental or social deficiency.

Originally going to be called Hypocricity - but now I think that sounds stupid so you.

Also, Jess T is following for some reason.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Friday, December 24, 2010

Great Justice.



Final image will be up at most probably midnight to celebrate Xmas. Because this has anything to do with Christmas at all.

Godzilla Final Wars on tonight, SBS2 11:45. It's the one where they pit Godzilla against Zilla (American Godzilla) in Sydney and he gets his ass handed to him in literally 5 seconds.

Distaste And Mistrust.



No time lapse because I thought I was experimenting. Not how I wanted it turn out, but eh.

EDIT 24TH, FIXED THE CHEEK.

Moon Rider.

Concept that landed me the job.
Dannis's one up next.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Down To The Cubicle.


I'll just leave this here. Until the last image, WIP's of the final image, including Dannis's rendition of the piece.

Book Of The Year.

Yearbooks in a nutshell:
Really? Why ask me for vectors when your printers are reminiscent of 2 bit printers FROM THE SEVENTIES. This is in reference to the covers - if you have a soft cover (and saved yourself 10 dollars on the horrendous thing) you can see every god damn pixel.
I haven't looked into it further than that - other than them actually covering the main aspects of my contribution (Year 8 and 12 backgrounds), leaving only the negative space to be shown - which if you're not a dumbass, IS WHAT ILLOGICALLY NONSENSICAL.
Seriously, I would never use Rockstar Memoirs ever in my life.

On a related note, not sure if this would offend anyone, namely Bob, but TCO - the portfolio page made me cringe just that little bit harder. I mean, the coding's fine, but unless you're aiming to do a text based adventure motif for a Zork or MUD fan site, you really really need some sort of design direction. I've seen 15 year olds with better design concepts that that. Seriously.

There are so many design studios which just seem to missing the boat but somehow, because there are those 40 something year old business people who don't know dick about the wide fantastical world that is the internet, they seem to be doing alright in terms of getting stupid clients.

A website shouldn't be a gallery or a museum, it should be like a party where the visitor doesn't get bored instantly because there's nothing to do. And whoosh, there's your daily dose of internet web design advice which I picked up from somewhere prestigious and well versed.

If you haven't seen this already and want some sort of comparison, I would imagine 2Advanced to have the best designed website in the world, because it's actually what the business does. Really, I wouldn't trust a website designer if their website was shit, hands down.
Although I'm disappointed they haven't updated their site in over 3 years.

A Little Something Like This.

Dear Humble Indie Bundle customer, I would just like to personally thank you for your support in making the Humble Indie Bundle #2 even more successful than the first one. As thanks, I have added the Humble Indie Bundle #1 into your bundle.  If you go to your personal download page, you will find the following games waiting for you:


  - World of Goo (now a top seller on the iPad)
  - Aquaria
  - Gish
  - Lugaru HD
  - Penumbra Overture
  - Samorost 2


Happy holidays!  They're (mostly) redeemable on Steam too, if you would like to link them to your account.
If this kind of thing makes you happy, please feel free to add a little more to your Humble Bundle purchase (you can help bring up the average on your download page) and keep spreading the word!


Sincerely,
Jeffrey Rosen
Humble Bundle

Just received. Made my god damn Christmas. Thank fuck. Irony being that I actually have to download the games when I trying to ration usage.

Do You Want More.



I really need to finish this. It'll probably be in the same vein as those line heavy, watery colour hipster images. I was going to do style mimicry for a while, but I really yeah no.

Turn My Back.

This guy has 13k+ post, he speaks the truth. Seriously though, I thought it was pretty funny.


I think I've posted 3 Staind songs but in my defence they're really good, so case closed.

Try With Tired Eyes.

Upcoming events:
On Christmas, I will be posting epic image that can only be described as "Tauren druid shooting moonfire at off screen enemy whilst riding a kodo armoured fire breathing Growlithe leaping over a sea of enemies burning furiously".

Me raging at not being able to get to 1k post.

More rage.

And realising after all this time that it was my fault.

Stalking The Moves.

Header is really really bad and distracting. OH WELL. If you have a screen res larger than mine, then go fuck yourself. I'm looking at you Buxton.

ALSO PINK, HURRAH. It was going to be purple/violet, but it doesn't go well with grey.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Scott's Great.

I want to own a time machine, preferably like the Delorean in Back To The Future, then tell someone I'm attending their party.
Then I'd deliberately use the time machine to arrive an hour late.
It'd be all like "You own a time machine, how you possibly be late?".

I know this is all unrealistic and shit but yeah.




I mean, me attending a party?


HAH HAH HAH.

HILARIOUS.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

You've just been Punk'd

WHAT THE FUCK. WHY IS JUSTIN BIEBER GOING TO BE THE NEW HOST FOR PUNK'D. WHAT THE FUCK. ...UNLESS WE'RE BEING PUNK'D...

SOURCE

Monday, December 20, 2010

Sunday, December 19, 2010

I'll Take You Far Away.


From previously mentioned album, "The Illusion of Progress" by Staind.

Actually reminds me alot of With My Mind by Cold.

Blame Like Me.

I applied for a commission on dA for a price. Person said it might be out of their budget.

I can't really tell you the details, because it's super secret and shit, but it involves Warcraft, Pokemon and 10cc's of epicness. Anyway, the commission is to draw this as a Xmas present to her friend.

I told her I'd lower the price by 10$ because it was Xmas.
(The price is actually still pretty high and now I feel like a dick. I can't lower it BECAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE ME LOOK WEAK.)

Although, she needs it by Xmas, and I might have overshot my abilities because it seems far too epic to be completed in such a small time frame.

On a side note I made 30$ this morning, for a TRACE job. God.

Dreams I Live Through.

I want to wear huge 1/2 face covering goggles instead of glasses. If any of you wear glasses, you know how really fucking annoying they are. Seriously, if we were invaded by Japanese air bombers like in WWII (y'know, because it's likely to happen) it'd be strenuously difficult to look up because the frames basically limit your abilities - so logically, I'd rather wear a visor type deal because for one, it would be practical, and two, if I became famous enough to get away with fashion disasters, I'd wear it as a signature item and possibly to conceal my identity.
Not because of the identity really, but I think that if I had some status, wouldn't it be more awesome if an anonymous being made the art as opposed to some regular everyday human? I'd think so. Also an alternate leather half coat. I posted a design ages ago for it. I'd basically be a superhero. Without the super. ...Or the hero.

Gets You Anywhere.

My mother told me that my pathetic uncle which I mentioned in ancient blog post (went to Vietnam, married a teenager 20 years younger than him, had a baby, lives in someone elses garage with said family, teenage wife gets into gambling debt with Cabramatta gangsters, wife pleads for money from husband, wife divorces husband leaving him with the kid in a garage) has asked my father if he could move in to our house because he is basically dead.

Lets put it this way. My family is struggling with paying for shit right now. The last thing we need is a second, older version of my brother to further burden our economical situation.

Related note:
I DON'T HELP PEOPLE IN NEED. THAT IS A PATHETIC NOTION. I HELP PEOPLE WHO DESERVE IT.

Adventure To Be Had.

I'll be calling in the heavy artillery for this mission. And by that I mean, I might force Buxton to post something, namely the 2nd set of "Hall of Famers" for the HSC.

Why would I want to get to 1000 post? Hey, maybe I want to delete the blog after that, maybe not, BUT SURPRISES WILL BE HAD. Just like 500 post. Remember how eventful that was?
(I'm not even sure if it was 500, but the one where I said I'd change the layout, but never did.)

Upwards.

Trying to get to 1000 post by the end of the year. So here's a joke that I thought was witty when it happened. The I thought it was stupid.

I was late for my employment interview at Centrelink. I told them I had no sense of direction.

TRUE STORY. (Actually not joking, this happened. Except for the punch line, they would've placed me as a comedian if I whipped that one out.)

Just so you know, I got off at Bankstown station, there are about 8 different roads you can go down. I fucking shit you not, I spent 1 hour going down the incorrect 7 before a taxi driver told me it was the one I didn't go down.

The Grass Is Green Because Of The Dye.

Cont' from last post. Getting back into all the old bands I used to listen to because I feel like being a little pathetic emotional 13 year old again.

Although The Illusion of Progress by Staind is undoubtedly pretty good regardless.

I think happiness is not worth trying for. Once you put all that effort into obtaining it, I feel that on the basis of weighted logic, 1 second of happiness is not worth the >1 second you spent trying to get it - so I don't bother.
I can only assume happiness is some sort of priority in 99.99% of peoples lives, and not giving a damn made me think "Ho hum, I wonder what I really want right now."
It must be a toss up between becoming 'money/fame successful' PURELY and ONLY so I can publicly name and shame everyone that has told me I'd never amount to nothing. (Basically everyone I've ever come in contact with in the last 18 years). OR being a fairly famous artist PURELY and ONLY so I can fuck shit up and get away with it.

On a related note, universal collective acknowledgement from the masses is a pathetic goal. How petty must you be to deem your success on the opinions of others.

In the absence of this pursuit for happiness I can only exist. No reason to live, no reason to die. Quite the puzzle. I wish Professor Layton would help me with this or at least give me fashion advice. He is a dashingly well dressed gentleman.

Hum. What to do. The only problems people have are the ones they inflict upon themselves. There is no possible way that an external force can give you a problem because it's your perception of the situation which deems it to be a problem. I suffer the sin of apathy so yeah, really I don't give a shit about anything or anyone so as a result, I have no problems. The only problem with that (hypocrisy) is that there's not much to do. It's boring here. I am very bored. Am I supposed to endure this shit for the next 60 years.

And don't ask me to make my own happiness because it is stupid and I don't know what is enjoyable any more. I don't enjoy the conventional - or being around people, so that pretty much cancels out the majority of things. Knowledge is pointless to me; Science is stupid and unnecessary; the Arts is just plain stupid; Travelling the world - bad things happen to be when I leave home, so no.
Can't think of anything that induces happiness in me honestly. Must investigate further.
(Entertainment, accomplishment don't count, because really.)

I recall my possibly mentioning of this before but it's still at in the same position.
"Good points about myself". Some sort of psychological exercise I either imagined or made up. Either way, if I had a stat polygon (general RPG games have these, where you distribute stat points) I'd probably have a value of 0 in every stat. Now if you're gonna say I'm self-depreciating - well I'm not gonna lie, I am, but regardless, at this point of time, I'm speaking truth. Weak, stupid, lack of emotion, fugly, social ineptness - what is there, I have nothing to offer. Art skills? Really useless, lets be honest.

Fuck me, it's Saturday. I thought GMA or NBC Early News would've been on.

Houses don't seem like a logical thing. I think I might just roam around like a bum and bring an artbook with me. Seems like the best plan right now. Especially with all those people pestering me about going to university. Let me iterate this in size 250% text:
UNIVERSITY CAN SUCK MY DICK. IT IS STUPID. ART LECTURERS/TEACHERS ARE FAILED ARTIST. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE TAUGHT BY A FAILURE. IT IS MORE ILLOGICAL THAN DICK FUCKING.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Narrowly Alone.


WHOAAAAH, I'M LOVIN', BUT I'M FEELING LIKE SHIT! -
AND I'D NEVER LEAVE YOU TO THAT--
NEVEER LEEEAAVE YOU DYING ALONE.

Even now with my hatred for you...
and everything that you put us through.
Still I'd never leave you aaaaaall alone.
HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME LYING LIKE THAT
WHEN I'M FALLING AWAAA-A-AY.
YOU LEAVE ME LYYYING
WHEN YOU KNOW THAT
THEEESE ARE MY DYING DAAAAAAA-AA-AA-AAYS.

Crossfade - Falling Away.

Wow this album came out ages ago. I only had their first album for the last 5-6 years and I had forgotten about them until last week.Also I hate you 1 point perspective leaping animal.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Antidote.

Humble Indie Bundle #2:
Buy 5 awesome games at a price of your choosing - the revenue goes to either the developers, the EFF, Child's Play (Charity) or to the organisers - you can even choose how much goes to who.


Games include:
Braid, Osmos, Cortex Command, Machinarium, Revenge of the Titans.
Totalbiscuit's review. (Hour long)

LIMITED TIME ONLY.

I should have given more but I am strapped like lesbians.

Also, remember that time I said I'd stop drawing digitally for a month?
I have commitment issues.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

HSC 2010: Hall of Fame

These people deserved to be recognised for their achievements in the HSC of 2010:

Gay, William George Kinross Wolaroi School 15200
Gayed, Kitty Linda Meriden School 15140, 15240, 15250
Gayed, Monica St Mark's Coptic Orthodox College 15240, 15250
Gaynor, Stanley John St Ignatius' College 15370

Cumming, Christina Jayne Albury High School 15030, 15320
Cumming, Greta Jean Barker College 15030, 15140, 15160, 15170, 15190, 15400
Cumming, James Michael Northern Beaches Secondary College Manly Campus 15020
Cumming, John St Joseph's College 15020
Cumming, Miranda Kate Trinity Catholic College Goulburn 15230, 15320, 15380
Cumming, Sarah Patricia SCEGGS Darlinghurst 15020, 15140, 15160, 15270, 15700
Cummings, Isobel St Philip's Christian College - Waratah 15370, 16945
Cummings, Joshua Ray Callaghan College Jesmond Campus 15210, 15340
Cummings, Lauren The Riverina Anglican College 15180, 15230
Cummins, Kristy Lee Crookwell High School 15230
Cummins, Sean Peter De La Salle College, Cronulla 15040, 15240, 15370
Cummins, Stephanie St Ursula's College 15320, 15370, 15400

Cox, Anna Kambala 15210, 15230, 15320
Cox, Catherine MacKillop Senior College 26599
Cox, Eka Peng Baulkham Hills High School 15140, 15160
Cox, Eleanor Chevalier College Bowral 15320
Cox, Eliza Grace Pymble Ladies' College 15140
Cox, Emily Clare Newcastle High School 15060, 15080
Cox, Joel Oakhill College Castle Hill 15020, 15230
Cox, Kathryn Elizabeth Castle Hill High School 15220, 15320
Cox, Taylor Girraween High School 15290

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Addition.

In relation to the last post, I'm going to stop digital painting and shit for the next month - or more if I still suck giant fucking cock fuck. I can only assume that I'm not going to be posting much in that period of repeatedly stabbing my hands until I get better.

So yeah, bye.

Ghost Righter.

The sky is falling.

Again.

I thought this time I'd be the one bearing the hell bringer.

Turns out I was wrong.

Again and always.

There is only downhill from here.

I will send postcards from the crash site.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Phileas.

Dr Phil, right now:

Situation: Family complains about how their lives are horrifically affected by their daughter who has bipolar disorder.

Actual situation: A bunch of pussies playing victim when it's their daughter that has the god damn mental disorder - complaining about "hnhnghg she yells at us occasionally and we get upset, hngngh".

HARDEN THE FUCK UP YOU DICKWEEDS.

Red Overtones.


WIP for "There is no love here (and there is no pain)". (lyrics from "Everyday is exactly the same")
The awkward outfit is from that faint idea I had a while ago, about a super villain called "The Heartbreaker". I imagined him to be one of those villains that seemingly has the most homosexual appearance, presence and name, but when he decides to fuck shit up, blood and gore cover the ceiling because he is just that devastatingly evil.
I assume the blood might come from the literal meaning of "heart breaker".

Side notes:
Entered a contest which I think no one actually entered. The prize is 50$ + future jobs + site affiliation. Hell, even if I come 2nd-5th I get site affiliation which is nice. When I pm'ed the guy, he said it was his favourite so far. Huzzah.

Bought another month's sub of WoW despite being capped for another week. I figured and calculated that it's really only 3$ that I'm 'wasting'. I can still go on and shit, but only when my brother isn't reading his fucking homo manga erotica and loading his god damn shitty anime. I can only conclude that every man in Japan has to wear ear plugs at all time to avoid their ears from bleeding profusely.

I only realised there was a 'run' button in Super Meatboy in the middle of world 3. Meaning I basically played 50 levels handicapped. I almost got a blister on the side of my finger which rests on the back of the controller because I grip way too hard when shit gets intense - which is the entire fucking game - if you're not a pussy gamer then go buy it. Maybe I'm just saying that to frustrate more people in the world.

Going to try and do more detailed/conceptual stuff from here on in because for the last couple of months I've been doing colour - which I'm pretty sure I've gotten down pat. Going to try and imitate modern western comic styles and blending it slightly with speed paint conceptual works - it'll look like shit at the end of the day.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

DAAAA NANANANA.

DA NAA NANA NAAAAA ANANNANANAN DANANA.

SITTING ON MY THRONE UP IN THE SKY,
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT GUY!
ANYONE WHO COMES THIS WAY WILL DIE.

NO ONE IN THIS WORLD CAN UNDERSTAND
WHO I AM...
THAT IS WHY I'M MY OWN BIGGEST FAN.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BUILT THIS WAY??
WITH ONLY THE POWER TO PUSH OTHERS AAAWAY.

DEWWWW
DAANANANANA NAAAAAA NANANA DANANNA.

INSECTS CRAWL BELOW, THEY DO NOT KNOW,
MY ANGER GROWS!
I'LL RETURN IN FULL EVERYTHING THAT THEY'RE OWED.

LIVES ON THIS EARTH I GROW TIRED OF
DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!
THE ANNIHILATION OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND LOVE!!!!

DANANNA NAN NA NA NNA ANAAAAAAA ANAN AN NNANANANANA DAAA NANAN NANAN ANAAAAAA NANANANDDNADNANDANDANDA NANANAAA NANA NAAAAANANAN ADNDANDANDAAAAAAAAAAANANAN ANANDNDNDNDDNDNADNANDANDANDNADNANDNAN.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BUILT THIS WAY???
WITH ONLY THE POWERT TO PUSH OTHERS AAAAWAY.

DAAAAN ANANANNDANNA NA DANANAN DNANAN NAAAAAAA NANANAN ANANNA NANANA.

DNDNDNDNDNDND...

Up, in the sky.
Ten miles high.
A man stands above the city... he will destroy.
Built from air plane parts, his propeller spins as he thinks to himself:
"I will destroy these people"
I WILL FLY HIGH ABOVE MONSTEROPOLIS...
"Well if I can't walk among them..."
AND I'LL RAIN TERROR DOWN ON THE GENERAL POPULACE.
"Then I will walk the world alone."
I WILL FLY HIGH ABOVE MONSTEROPOLIS...
"There'll be a fire in the sky..."
AND I'LL RAIN TERROR DOWN ON THE GENERAL POPULACE.
"AND YOUR DOOM WILL RAIN DOOOWNN!!"
 I WILL FLY HIGH ABOVE MONSTEROPOLIS...
"BUILT FROM PIECES OF SR 71'S!"
AND I'LL RAIN TERROR DOWN ON THE GENERAL POPULACE.
"AND PLANES THAT CRASHED IN WORLD WAR 2!"
I WILL FLY HIGH ABOVE MONSTEROPOLIS...
"THERE'LL BE A TOMBSTONE WITH 'THE PLANET EARTH' ENGRAVED ON IT!!!"
AND I'LL RAIN TERROR DOWWWWWWWWWWWWN!!!!!!!!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BUILT THIS WAY??
WITH ONLY THE POWER TO PUSH OTHERS AAAWAY.
YOU'VE A HEAVY LOAD TO BEAR, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN CARRY IT?
I'LL USHER IN THE END ON MY THUNDER CHARIOT.

DEW NNANNA DA ANANANA.

Vamoose.

I bought Super Meatboy which means I actually have some sort of use for my gamepad and doubly so, my thumbs haven't hurt this bad since my hadouken spamming days of Street Fighter 2.

15USD on Steam. Might be worth buying if you're into dying thousands and thousands of times.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Drake.

Logs.

What do I do when I capped? Well it's been so long since I've been capped I don't even know anymore.

I started another Minecraft world because I actually hadn't played the Halloween update.
Quoc's log: I ended up making a long tunnel through a mountain. I was pretty satisfied when I got to the other side. Now to make a glass ceiling. I still haven't found any iron yet.Creeper crept up on me today as I was punching wood with a feather. Luckily I was right next to my spawn point. Chinese food again. Didn't like. End of Quoc's log.

Another downside of being capped is that Totalbiscuit did a playthrough on Meatboy. HNGHGODDAMMIT. I won't be able to watch it until the 12th at 10pm which is exactly when I uncap. The upside however is that I'm actually forced to draw. On that note, "Drake" coming up next post, as soon as the video finishes rending and is uploaded - which will probably take hours. BLASTED INTERNET.

I called Centrelink today about study details, which are basically non-existent, so I have to head over to their evil lair to sign a contract for some reason to officially become a 'job seeker'. I wish the actual status was as cool as the title sounded. Apparently it's the same thing as Youth Allowance, but they pester you every month to actually get a job. How would I know this? My brother's been on it for 2 years. BA DUM PSH.

Vincent pretty much already compiled a list of parts should I get a new computer. But now I'm thinking - should I get a second monitor so that I actually have 2 computers? Because this one ain't broke or nuffin', it's just slow for my standards, BECAUSE I LIVE FAST JUST TO DIE SLOW and I would really like to paint at full resolution 18x12" posters as opposed to 13.5x9" - of which, if I ever printed might be a bit shoddy. (Flyaway machine was way less, and it seemed to turn out alright...)

I've pretty much gotten an image for the redux of "Heaven where I stand", but I've been meaning to do a series of images for "I'm the conversation, you're the game" but I started when I was unable to draw (Smortscast 2 day) and that basically ruined it for me.
I know no one gives a flaming shit, but here's a list of songs I want to draw upon (HAR PUN.)
Zero 7 - Pop Art Blue. ("I was too busy staring at you")
Nine Inch Nails - Every Day Is Exactly The Same. ("There is no love here and there is no pain" / "I think I used to have a purpose... Then again, that might have been a dream" / "I believe I can see the future" [Basically the entire song])
Couple of songs from Linkin Park's Reanimation album.
More I can't remember.

"Drake" time lapse is uploading now, so now I will go dream about horrible, horrible things.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Whorendus.

I'm going to try an get a post a minute for the next hour on dA and Newgrounds because I feel like I've been raped repeatedly by a family of elephants where the dad occasionally slips his dick into his sons ass.

Edit:
I managed about 20-30 posts. I am a failure.

Blinders.

Hoh shit son, it's December and I didn't even know it. We're moving forward so fast!

INSTANT SEGUE.

Another thing I really hate about the general populace, is that everyone has this unfathomable desire to move forward.

Here's what I ask, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?

Has anyone really stopped for a second and thought to themselves, "Why the fuck would I want to move forward when I'm actually really stupid and don't know where I am right now?". Fact of the matter is, it seems that society seems to be wearing this cone on their face with a pinhole at its end, allowing them to see that there is a light directly in front of them. PROBLEM ARISES because they can only see the light as being in front of them, so like blinded horses, they run only forward. They don't even stop to think that maybe if they remove this cone, maybe everywhere is filled with light and the perception of being able to move forward is only in their minds.

This entire concept can be birthed from the incredibly well known, but not utilised fact that resources are finite, while humans wants aren't. All that people see now is what could possibly be held in the future, fuelled purely by this undying and evermore growing pool of wants and more wants. Idealistically, the 'moving forward' aspect is measured by the quality of life of the time, but the only reason people think that the present is bad is because their expectant minds are in belief that the future may hold a better quality of life.

But why would you want a better one? Why are humans devoting so much resources to something so futile - namely, every one's going to die - is it just the sheer and pathetic fear of dying and suffering? Because son, those are the 2 things in life you will not go without.

I dream of a world where society idly sits and watches the clouds, doing what ever the hell it wants, rather than the current world where everyone has meaninglessly pathetic wants and because of this, people are there to provide services to these shitty request and the world delves itself into pure and utter business. Everything's a business nowadays. Maybe if every individual on this planet realised how insignificant they and their wants are, the world can finally find some sort of peace.

But hey, I said 'dream' for a reason. Long story short, everybody is insignificant and their wants are more stupider than their faces.

Indited.

Hey guise, to all those douche bag mother fuckers who actually like that line, or hell, 'liked' that Facebook group titled "You have enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something - Eminem", FUCK YOUR FACE. If you stopped being such a fuckwit, you might actually realise that that line is actually a quote from Winston Churchill.

Now I'm not saying at all it's Eminem's fault, it's just a bunch of dumbasses on Facebook, or rather, the entire planet who attribute an awesome quote to someone who borrowed it without knowledge of its origins. SERIOUSLY, fuck your face. HNGH ANGER AND RAGE, THUNDER HEED MY CALL.

On a related note, something I only realised a month or two ago, which also, I'm not sure if I'm slow or not, but Eminem's initials are M&M (Marshal Mathers.) And all this time I thought he named himself after a candy. Hurdur.

Back to point one, the world is full of dumbasses. At this point you and I both know I'm recycling content of this blog for the sake of posts, but hey, I've covered pretty much everything except for aliens and abortions.
Forget survival of the fittest, if anything, it should be survival of people who aren't dumb whiny bitches that don't do jack all to society. If anything, they're dragging the entire population down and like the survival of the fittest, they should be culled - but I'm assuming medicine intervened with it's large veiny cock waggling about and protested "I AM MEDICINE AND I AM FALSELY INDITING MYSELF AS THE SAVIOUR OF EARTH WHEN REALLY ALL I'M DOING IS KILLING IT FASTER."

All these bitches in lab coats saying medicine is only beginning - WHAT, I don't want to be alive at 200. Imagine what a soggy piece of shit you'd be. If people at 80 are basically wasting space and wasting their already expired life in a wheelchair by a window in the pensioners home, then why are they EVEN THERE. If we got rid of all the damn old people homes, we could have sooo many more strip joints and whore houses - because when you put it to a vote, you can always rely of the delinquents of the world to vote whores over old people ANY DAY - because they are simply minded FOOLS.

So yesterdays after Smortscast, my father is all like, "Were there any bitches up in this joint?" and obviously being the civilised and straight edge fucker I am, I raged at him about the cause of "What the fuck does it matter? Are you so simple and oafish that the only thing you can think your son can achieve in life is to stick his genitalia in to anothers genitalia?"

I AM ENRAGED BY ALL THE PATHETIC PEOPLE AROUND ME YET I AM MORE PATHETIC THAN ANY OF THEM. RAGE RAGE RAGE.