Monday, October 5, 2009

Time Warp.


I was considering changing all my clocks back to before when day lights saving began/ended because I don't have any physical/real-time contact with the outside world, and thus I would have an hour more to enjoy my holidays.

Also, Megaman 6. I beat it.

That level looks likes there was some sort of robot orgy. IN THE VENTS. The worst part is that the floor is slippery, so you slide.

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Sunday, October 4, 2009

Inspiration

my dad has finally quit smoking, so i think im gonna quit facebook after these holidays.
but im not sure whether i should get someone to change my password though or should i learn the art of self control.

an example of me lacking self control was when i got someone to change my msn password only to realise after a week that i knew the answer to my secret question so i changed my password anyway. GG.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Racist Halt.

Roxy has news for you.


River City Ransom. I beat it.


Sinners. I finished it.
Full size.

In completely unrelated and unimportant news, Goldfinger is a good song, as is Thunderball, Goldeneye, Tomorrow Never Dies / Surrender, The World is not Enough and You Know My Name (Casino Royale) for James Bond songs. The rest are shoddy and completely lacking in the 'James Bond feel' - especially songs done by people selected because they were the 'in thing' at the time, eg; Paul Mccartney, Duran Duran and Madonna - her song is actually catchy, but if you've seen the introductory sequence for this movie (Die Another Day), it's quite possibly the least fitting for any movie.

Oh did I forget to mention I downed 'The Best of Bond... James Bond' which is the theme songs from the first to Casino Royale.

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Friday, October 2, 2009

Religious Out take.


Yay for taking the piss out of religious people.

Also I just remembered that thing where Joanna said that in Japan, all the girls showered together, herself included.

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Worst Horror Movie Idea Ever.

The Human Centipede - Trailer.
SORTOF nsfw.

But here's a plot summary, to make things less retarded

Two pretty American girls are on a road trip through Europe. In Germany they end up alone at night with a broken car in the woods. They search for help and find an isolated villa. The next day they awake to find themselves trapped in his terrifying makeshift basement hospital along with a Japanese man. An older German man identifies himself as a retired surgeon specialized in separating Siamese twins. However his three "patients" are not about to be separated, but joined together in a horrific operation. He plans to be the first person to connect people via their gastric system, in doing so bringing to life his sick lifetime fantasy "the human centipede".

TRANSLATION:
HE PLANS TO CONNECT 3 PEOPLE ASS TO MOUTH.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Another castle, Another princess.


I did it again - the second quest after you beat the game first time round which is supposed to be harder when they replace goombas with the those fireball resistant shell fellows.

What did I do last night? I'm sure everyone cares:
  1. Discovered that there's actually lemonade flavour in the 30 pack of home brand icy poles when I thought it was just raspberry, orange and lime. My general maths skills told me that if I had already consumed 10 and all of them were the latter 3 flavours, the chances of a fourth was highly unlikely. That, and 4 doesn't go into 30 properly, so there'd be an uneven number of flavour per icy pole.
  2. Found HTH2 demo files. Comes under the lines of what I think I was discussing with Stephen about how it would be funny and sad to do something whilst the informal was being undertaken by others. It's funny that I mention this because I'm going to warn you not to Google that name, but then you're going to anyway and you will see what cannot be unseen.
  3. Was going to draw Sydney's cityscape with the water vs the sewer system, but then then I thought to myself "Boy, wouldn't it be awkward if people interpreted this as me wanting to be at the informal" to which I closed Photoshop.
  4. Re-opened Photoshop and didn't draw anything for about 4 hours.
  5. Stumbled upon misc. sites with steam punk fashion + stuff. I don't' care what you say, it looks fucking awesome when done right.
  6. Found out my spirit animals were (according to reliable online quizzes): Spider, Snake, Spider ... and a Squirrel for some reason. The first three go into being "Secluded, mysterious/misunderstood and artistic". HOORAY.
  7. Missed Family Guy but turned on the TV 15 minutes late to discover they extended the news for the Sumatra/Samoa disaster. Then I wanted American Dad and Just Shoot Me.
  8. HAD A GOOD NIGHTS REST.
AND THAT'S ALL FOLKS, TRY AND TOP THAT.