Midnight Mist.

DeviantArt, in a nutshell:

Forums (Art Scene):

•  What is art? 
•  Define Art. 
•  Is this Art? (link)
•  How is this Art?
•  Why do I suck so much?
•  Do you think this is Art?
•  People say I suck, but I don't think I suck, do you think I suck?
•  What is Art? (new thread because the last one was full of nonsensical bitches, so obviously, a new thread won't grant them the right to migrate here.

(On a side note, the rules are to make a new thread as opposed to bumping your old one. WHAT AND HOW.)

Comments on EVERY personal page:

•  Thanks for the fave.
•  Thanks for the watch.
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•  Thanks for the watch.
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•  Thanks for the watch.
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•  Thanks for the watch
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•  Thanks for the fave.
•  Thanks for the watch.
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•  Thanks for the watch.
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Job services:

•  Commissions for 20 dollars!
•  Hey man, I can make commissions for only 19!
•  Bro, I can undercut both of you with 18.
•  Hey guys I'm have a really generic anime-esque style and I'm charging 15$, obviuosly, you're going to pick me because I undercut ALL of those guys.
•  LOLOL HAY GUISE, I'M ONLY GOING TO CHARGE $1 BECAUSE I'M THE ART EQUIVALENT OF A STREET WHORE. LOL. ^_^

On a side note, I began to whore myself out by asking to take commissions for 15$+. So in case anyone has a shit load of money to waste and burn, hire me.