It's not a bird, plane, or even fucking Superman.

Because DC comics fucking can.

Read post prior for hoodies info and shit.

EQV HOODIES [FINAL]

OK LADS AND LADIES. HERE'S HOW IT'S GOING DOWN :

COST:
$50.

Yeah, I somehow approximated 15~20 below the actual cost.
Oh general maths, how you fail me so.
I'm guessing this has something to do with the fact that last hoodies cost excluded the crest on the front - of which may have pushed the cost to higher than 50.

NO PRICE DISCOUNT ON THE QUANTITY ORDERED.
For some magical reason or other, you will literally save a bit over TWO DOLLARS if 100 are ordered and not 50.
Fundamentally, that means we'll just end up making a larger profit for the more that are sold.

NO FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT, BITSH.
Tha's right motherfuckers, because nicknames are too cool FOR LIMITS.
Quote:

"

This is a (Should be 'There is no') certain limit on the number of characters but not too many as not to have the characters too small. Normal size of name is 51mm high.
You can go 75m high for an additional $0.80c + GST
"

I think the guy has bad English or something but I'm sure everyone would chip in to get SEVENTY FIVE METRE FONT.

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The idea now would be:

1. Get some sort of following to show the school that there is a collective want for them.
2. Actually get Norris to allow the wearing of these by means of action #1.
3. Collect specifics, order, sell/buy.

ALTERNATIVELY, if Norris doesn't comply:

1. Boycott jerseys, wear hoodies anyway. FUCK THE SYSTEM.
2. FIGHT.
3. THE.
4. POWER.
   

[EDIT] Hoodies - Esse Quam Videri.

ALL IMAGES ARE CONCEPTS.

Seeing as how I'm not incredibly sure how big the business can actually print.

2nd edit : actually, yeah, I'm going to contact them right now to make sure so people dont' bash me after I tell them it's not do-able.

Actual colours available from suppliers:

• Light Pink,
• White,
• Navy,
• Black,
• Red,
• Royal (Purple, I presume.),
• Sport Grey,
• Dark Chocolate,
• Caroline Blue,
• Irish Green.]

I chose the logical ones.

School colours - I can be bothered. Fuck them. If you don't know what school it is, fucking read the text. As if the animals weren't enough.

Text - Needs to be fixed. Doesn't actually curve properly.

School crest (front of hoodie, not pictured) - will most probably be a simplified black and white redesign of the original. If it were colour, it would take away from the absoluteness of the black and white colour scheme.

Colours (aftermath) - If it's all black and white, I estimate it would only be about 30 - 40 dollars.

EDIT ; ALSO:
ZIPS OR NO ZIPS.
I'd have to say zips beacuse it's like a hoodie without a zip fastener, but more convenient.
And apparently, 'zipper' isn't in the Aus English dictionary, because it's an American term, and the ENGLISH use 'Zip Fastener'. FUN FACT.

ALSO, CREST + I think we're going with navy, because girls were all 'fashion police' on colour mismatches with their uniform and whatnot.:


FINAL:

Hoodies Repremand.

Potential redesigns in the draft forms.
Good idea? Or no?

Edit:
Fixed sizes of no.2:


Edit:
I think it might look better if the 10 was at the bottom, it would give some sort of spacing for the custom name?

HOODIES. [FUCK]

IF THEY REALLY EXISTED AND WE ACTUALLY SOLD THEM... :

1. FIXED THE IMAGE.
(Pig got fat. Fixed its bridge which use to make its snout look longer. Feathers simplified)

2. CAN HAVE CUSTOM NAMES ON THEM.
(It'll cost you an extra ~$7 {Already included into the calculation below})

3. THEORETICALLY $45.
(That's like, half the cost of the official jerseys. BOYCOTT.)

Simplified:
Plain White zipped hoodie + Design print on the back + Custom name on the back + misc. tax/printing fees = ~ $45.
[Calculation based on the order of 50 hoodies (There's a minimum order of 25). If more than 100 were ordered, I'm guessing it would be something like $35.]

Prawns

District 9 is a solidly great watch. I might place it higher than Cloverfield, but the ending was a bit... HURRRKKKKRAAAAAAAAARGH.

Yeah, that's perfectly legitimate cinematic critic language.

At least Cloverfield ended...WITH A BANG.
GOOD JOKE.

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I'LL BE FIXING THE PIG YOU ANOREXIC-O-PHOBESHIT.

I was going to post the image of the proposed hoodies onto the ' '10 HAHS Jersey' group on Facebook because it was a good idea suggested by Genvin.
Now I'm just pussy shit because I don't want Katrina to be pissed at me if I steal her potential market.
I don't exactly know why, seeing as how the resulting implications would be... I don't know... Nil.

To make up for lack of posting

Whats funny is that the video was from another video that was called 'My dad is not a DILF'