A Little Peculiar.

Quite possibly the gayest thing ever in the existence of the world ever.

Normal, You And Me.

My father found a frog at my uncles house, and thought "I have a pond, therefore it would be a good idea to put the frog in my pond."

There is now a frog in the pond.

Pictures invalid because no one other than he has actually seen the frog.

Elusive frog makes noises, so we're considerably certain it exist.

I was sifting through my drawer and found a one hundred dollar note.

I didn't know that I had one, or how it even got there.

I couldn't tell if it was real or not because I don't handle one hundred dollar notes on a regular basis.

I asked my mother if it was real, and she told me she'd give me back two fifty dollar notes later.

The money has yet to be returned.

In General mathematics, we learnt that minimum wage was $570 a week, or almost $30000 a year provided you worked every week.

I am hoping to get some low end job that requires no skill and effort for this much money, with the addition of art related work on the side.

I'm considerably certain that this will work.

The entire world is falling apart.

Everything is losing meaning.

And this all started with that one incident.

People are starting to lose meaning.

Relationships with other humans is losing meaning.

Exchanges of information between two conscious beings.

 All I can do is watch as people attempt pathetically to 

deny themselves the reality of this meaninglessness.

Flailing around, distracting themselves with a lie, just to avoid what is.

Believing, or rather, Pretending that there is some sort of faint glimmer

lying on the outskirts of the fading horizon.

And worse still, no one dares act against this world.
They are far too afraid, of this

inescapable world.

Positive Mental Attitude was taking so long because I incorrectly set the vanishing points between the sky and the floor, so there ended up being 2 conflicting points of interest.

I'm currently reworking it only recycling the girl.

Stick Shift.

Upon counting my huge wads of cash, I found my UAC pin.

I actually had $200 more than I thought I did.

Consternation.

 ISSUES OF CONCERN:

1. Shirt ordering. 
Should we order a bunch of male shirts and distribute OR actually order as per size/gender.
(Link. 64000, 64000L - I'm guessing, I'm asking him now.)
Prior to this, I hadn't taken into account that there are actually female shirts.

I'm leaning towards the latter, but seeing as how we have 4 weeks or so left, yeah.

2. $125 hoodie profit.
I'm making an executive decision to give 40$ to Black Bob and using the other 85$ to fund stickers.
I already ordered stickers in case you didn't catch the last post.

3. I have at least 3 pieces of artwork in the yearbook but I didn't order one. God fucking dammit.
I'm going to try and suck some dick so I can get one. Hooray, dick sucking.

Size Wise.

Depending on your screen resolution (it's adjusted to mine), this is the actual size of the sticker (10x10cm).

FIXED TO THIS.

I should also mention that I already ordered them because the place is having an 'August Special' so.

Subliminal.

PMA teaser.

Sublime.

This is what I did instead of finishing PMA.

Conquest.

 Yearbook secret project teaser.

There's Only Enough For One In This.

I told my mother that I would never ever go to university ever because I thought it was stupid. She then proceeded to say to herself "What did I do wrong? [in reference to raising her children]"

I want to hide myself away from every person. Force my self into solitary confinement. My presence is unnecessary. I bring only ruin to those around me. Nor would the presence of others aid some salvation for my heart and mind. They say the difference between an animal and a human is that a human cares. What does that make me?

I do not understand the problem. I will execute the dream. I will don the mask and remove myself from humanity. Collective commune is no means to acquire happiness. I do not understand the relationships. The requirement of others to bear some sort of load, as to alleviate you of your problems. My problems are far too insignificant to share, but they stranglehold my mind in ways that comfort me. If I didn't have these problems, I would dwell in my own confusion as to why to exist.

It would not be just to exist without problems. 

What is life without struggle?

At least by suffering, I know that I have not yet lost the fight.

Aremdmsosp.

JOIN UP BITCHES.

(Shove It FB group)

Also, circle stickers or die cut stickers? (2 Post ago).

I Think Of Tees.

ThinkTees guy actually replied faster than PSI, AND apologised for the inconvenience.

Shirts and 5 stickers I'm going to say max $15 straight up. Probably more stickers though, cause we'd have 500 left over (assuming we ordered 1000 stickers and 100 shirts.) for NO reason other to stick EVERYWHERE.

Fuck you PSI, your discounts don't mean jack shit when you can't even take orders.

Although someone called me yesterday and that might have been them. I didn't call back to check because I'M A FUCK.

TOPIC: Too much? I can actually drop the price considerably. The shirts don't cost as much as I thought they would, and stickers are literally slight more than a quarter of a dollar.

Adhesive.

Sticker girl is faster than the fucking shirt cunts:

Following is our quote for your consideration:

==Clear Vinyl 25g sticker [Individual Job Method]==

Size: 100mm x 86mm – rectangle

Stock: Clear Vinyl 25g sticker

Print: White + 1 Colour Black

Qty: 1,000 (minimum) - $540+GST

==Matt Vinyl sticker [Individual Job Method]==

Size: 100mm x 86mm – special die cut

Stock: Matt Vinyl sticker

Print: 1 Colour Black

Qty: 1,000 (minimum) - $340+GST

==Matt Vinyl sticker [Group Job Method]==

Size: 100mm x 86mm – special die cut

Stock: Matt Vinyl sticker

Print: CMYK

Qty:     500 (minimum) - $196+GST (*August Special)

1,000 - $245+GST (*August Special)
(I'm guessing this is also digital prints, ie, slightly lower quality on *close inspection*)

These are DIE CUT, which means that the sticker shape will actually be in the shape of the logo, like so:

So even if it's not clear, it'll remove the entire whiteness around it - unless that's what we want?

PLAN OF ACTION.

1. I need someone, probably Sudeep again to manage Shove It shirts because I'm a horrible leader.
2. Most probably going with the Facebook group, gather stats, order based on stats, sell in school idea.
3. Need to arrange meeting with Norris on the basis that he MAY allow them to be sold in school because last time it was just the English staff that got annoyed because they can mark English papers well and good.
4. I'm going to assume, but don't take me back on this, that the shirts would be 15$ max, with 5 'free' stickers.
5. I'm willing to put my money into this, so fuck all if it flops, BECAUSE HURLSTONE RENEGADE PRIDE.

RENEGADE! Never been afraid to say
what's on my mind at, any given time of day
Cause I'm a RENEGADE! Never been afraid to talk
about anything (ANYTHING) anything (ANYTHING), RENEGADE!

Shove It, Rehash.

 Neither of the companies replied as of right now.
I'm just going to assume that by ThinkTees ads, that 50 shirts would be $600ish and 100 shirts, $800ish.
(There's also 1000 shirts for 3 dollars each)

PLANS ALPHABET:

B. Sell outside of Country Fair to students in school by individual orders.
PROS: Have the money on hand and sizes will be ensured.
CONS: Probably take ages, school will be on our ass.

C. Sell outside Country Fair to students WITHOUT individual ordering.
PROS: We'll actually have the shirts straight up.
CONS: Money first, possibility of left overs, school will be on our ass.

D. Sell using advertising/groups on Facebook as means to mass advertise/get the entire school.
PROS: Won't have to talk to those fucking juniors. Mass market. School discrepancy.
CONS: We'll obviously have to bring them to school somehow, so school will be on our asses at the last minute. Depending on whether we're collecting money first - that.

E. Advertise using Facebook + use to get a approximation in terms of sizes, numbers, then order the estimate, sell in terms of first come first served.
PROS: Actually the most logical thing to do.
CONS:  Still estimates, will have to deal with the school presumably.

F. Advertise/take orders at Country Fair. This is the first one I thought of but didn't remember until now.

I can't think of any more.

Suggest more.

Additionally there's stickers. 500 stickers for $201 + GST, or 1000 for $251 + GST on clear (no white) vinyl. (Seriously, I'd pay the extra 50 for 500 stickers.) I'm going to ask again about white on vinyl, and also whether they can make a custom shape around the sticker as opposed to having a rectangle sheet with the image on it.

DISCUSS.

Penis Sucking Intervention.

NO RESPONSE EMAIL.
RESORTED TO ASKING THE GUY AT THINKTEES WHETHER HE THINKS HE COULD DO IT.
GOD DAMMIT.

Abada.

This is what we talk about every English lesson.

Favonius.

I Google Image'd 'wind' and expected logical results.

It's Showtime.

800th Post.

I've been trying to do one of those generic, uninformed, emotional post purely to counter the fact I've been posting posts of work and simple links for the last few months.

But there is nothing to care about any more.

Magnetosphere.

Deceptile.

Poll Official.

"OK, TIME TO VOTE!"

"WHY IS THIS VOTING PAPER SO LONG?"

I tried to vote for Liberal, but I actually have no idea who I voted for because those fucking forms are confusing shit.

Oh yeah

This thing still exists.

I was meant to post something but I forgot. What was it?

Bowler Hats.

Truth.

Also, placement of design on shirt in last post. Discuss.

PSI has about 2 hours to live up to its "within 24 hours" quote service.

Shoguns.

AND THAT'S THE GAME.

 I don't know whether they could print it like so, but I reckon it would add some sort of style to it.

Third Time.

Yes, no, yes no.

Regardless of your answer, most probably running with this one because Black Bob likes it.

Beast Of Wonder.

Hip Hop Week.

Thought this was relevant.

[Artist]

Because I'm Small.

I'm bringing the posters on Thursday, so prepare to whip out your dicks and pay me in a face full of jizz.
Changed to Monday because I really really really don't want to bring stuff twice.

 Posters Remaining:
3x LONAA, 2x HH, 3x AW.

Expendables in a nutshell:

A bunch of classic action actors with incoherent/slurred voices shooting guns and basically fucking up everyone's shit intertwined with the intimate character development of those suffering with the guilt of killing thousands of people.

Boze Pravde.

A Serbian Film.

Fucked up movie of the yeaaaaaar.

And surprise surprise, it's not Japanese.

Shove It Words.

Hyperspace.

Lose/Lose is a video-game with real life consequences. Each alien in the game is created based on a random file on the players computer. If the player kills the alien, the file it is based on is deleted. If the players ship is destroyed, the application itself is deleted.

Quite possibly the most masculine game ever created in the existence of the world.
If only I still had my old computer.

Bag Full Of Lint.

FACT THAT KEPT ME UP YESTERDAY:

THERE'S A GRAPHICAL ERROR IN THE MY COMIC BOOK WHERE I FORGOT TO HIDE THE WIRE FRAME.

Other things that aren't trannies:

1. Posters:
   3x LONAA, 2x HH, 3x AW.
   (I should mention that I got the 3 latest trimmed so there's no white border, but obviously, they're slightly smaller than the designated 17x11 inches.)
   
   
2. Shove It redesign.
   TELL ME HOW SHIT IT IS.
   
   
3. MOST IMPORTANTLY:
   DICKS.
   
   4. I'D RATHER WATCH SCOTT PILGRIM THAN INCEPTION.

Permanent Highway.

Because I'm a fucking fashion designer.
I just want to learn the style because it's awesome.

I was trying to do PMA, but I fucked it up.
Again.

Slept For A Lightyear.

Turns out the prints came today.
I'll pick them up tomorrow and yeah.

There's still some left, if anyone wants them (click):

AW - 3 left
HH -2 left

New Shove It.

EDIT, REWORKED:

Still have to add black cow patterns to the... cow.
But you get the picture.

Probably going to leave a sketchy effect if this gets the go ahead.

CRITIQUE AWAY.

Upon The Wind.

Don't know whether to keep her nude or not.
Zero 7 - Somersault
Props to Dannis.

Check the post below for mini-poster stuff.

Under Night Lights.

Selling these mini-posters.

$5 each, $14 if you buy 3. (Yes, I'm a cunt.)
Presumably, I'll get them on the 16th at latest.

Only 9 of each, cause I'm taking one (I'm a cunt, remember), but if they somehow magically get to 1 left, I'll probably sell it if it's high in demand, because realistically, I could get these printed whenever I wanted, so I'd have a technically infinite stock for myself.

Buyers:
FAM - Genvin, Stephen, Jenn, Katie, Blosia, Buxton, Quyen, Brendan Byron, Dannis. (0 left)
AW - Genvin, Stephen, Jenn, Katie, Blosia, Buxton. (3 left)
HH - Genvin, Stephen, Jenn, Katie, Blosia, Buxton, Quyen. (2 left)

Will update this list when buyers change and stuff.

I intend to deliver them all on the same day, as to save me trouble, because I'm fucking cunt like that.

Calamity Man.

This was suposed to be PMA, but I realised I was doing it wrong, so I changed it at the last 4 hours.

I'll start working on actual PMA tonight.

It uses the same colour scheme as "Heaven Where I Stand".

Off The Edge.

Coordinate.

Have a teaser for the supposed secret in the Yearbook.

Also, Phil's msn nickname thing (along the lines of...) 

"If you don't submit a profile by today, you'll be forgotten when we're all old and stuff!!!".

THAT'S THE PLAN!

Towering Shadow.

THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER.

On a someone related-by-lack-of-penis note, you know that song that elates the words 'Oh My God' (Usher/Will.I.Am I think)?

THAT SONG SUCKS DICKS THE SIZE OF THE MOON AND SUN'S BASTARD CHILD. 

MAKE A PUN ABOUT HOW THE SONG IS SO BAD IT MADE ME THINK 'OH MY GOD, THIS SONG SUCKS DICKS THE SIZE OF THE MOON AND THE SUN'S  BASTARD CHILD'.

FUCK IT'S SO BAD.

CAPITAL LETTERS.

RAGE POST FOR LACK OF RAGE POST.

Alkaline.

Dark Dark Forest.

I want to write/paint a full childrens book which would entail some sort of premises of Little Red Riding Hood, Alice In Wonderland combined with the gritty-ness of something like Pans Labyrinth;
Additionally including the idealisms that either Pixar or Disney uses (I'm not sure, one of the two) where the medium is aimed at children, but the message is made for adults.

It would be better than all that mindless/pointless shit produced nowadays. Most if not all my morals were from the media I watched when I was that age - I still draw trees the way the guy from Art Attack told me to.

Tore Open The Sky.

People People.

First To Go.

Three Days Grace.

I smiled.

mariamallam@hotmail.com says (5:54 PM):
*Bro I wanna fuck you hard

Let's just say the tissues were used in a more positive way this time.

Back To The Drawing Board.

1 - Remade the FAM, looked sort of queer.
2 - Trying to make the gears/modules semi realistic in the fact they make something fly. Ended up just changing the wing plates.
3, 4- Alternate ideas for remake.

5 - PMA, reworked draft, got rid of the whole fish eye, front perspective idea.

6, 7 - Started drawing avian furries for no reason.
8 - An idea/story I have in mind. With furries.