Sunday, May 30, 2010

That's When Shit Gets Greasy.

Had my first Big Mac today.
Fucking Achievement Unlocked.

My dad spontaneously decided to go on a maccas run. He walks into the room and is liek "Hey, do you wanna Big Mac?" And I'm like "Whatchu talkin' about?" - simply because, my family hasn't had Maccas together for about 3-4 years. And he's like "Do you want. A Big. Mac.?", at this point, I'm still confuzzled as fuck, so I'm like "What. The fuck. Are you. Talking. About?", and he's liek "Do you wanna big mac?".

This goes on for about 5 minutes.

I change my retaliation questino to "...What, so you're gonna go maccas, like, RIGHT. NOW?", and he's like "Yeah. I. AM. ." and I'm like "Man, I don't like Bigmacs, get me one of those chicken burgers" and he's all like "Fuck you bitch, man up and have a fucking big mac" and I'm like, fuck you FINE".

So I had a BigMac today. First one ever. Realisation. They're actually just super sized cheeseburgers with lettuce. I was disappointed. It's a shmae hungy jacks decided to scrap their country style chicken burgers - those were. the shit. Like, it was probably the most saltiest burger I've ever eaten, and it was fucing. AWESOME.
Then the decided to be a bunch of french faggots and replace it with the "chicken baguette" - could you possibly have any more 20 inch dicks in your ass?

10 Gallons.

I'm trying to go around commenting on peoples artworks on DA to make my presence known and stuff, but when I look, it's either:
  1. Photography - I don't comment on them because what are you supposed to say.
  2. Photoshopped - No.
  3. Heavily photoshopped photography - There was this good one where they made the sky a rainbow, but effort = none. So no comment for you.
  4. Anime - Less.
  5. Really good - What are you supposed to say, other than suck their dick.
  6. Really fucking bad - Like, I'd want to yell at them and tell them how bad they are, but that would defeat the purpose.
So in about 40 minuets I've made one comment.

Things That Annoy Me #14.

When I'm eating something messy or I drink from my leaking water bottle at my computer desk and some of it lands on the desk and I'm like "Fuck, I should get some tissues to wipe this up". Then the bin next to my computer is full of tissues and it just look awkward.

I don't' even use tissues, like, it's so inefficient.


(Not really nsfw, like, at all, but it's sort of... awkward looking)

(The site itself is actually NSFW by the way)

Saturday, May 29, 2010

MSPA 21,22.


The white one has a feather dick.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Five bucks to whoever can

name my top 5 songs. Actually considering real money coz whoever can guess this probably deserved it.

In other words, I want to see if people know my music taste.

Edit: I meant top 5 played on my iTunes. Clue: they're not necessarily my favourite song/s.

MSPA 19,20.


Am I meant to like switch over now? Or do I wait. Better not be some fucked up reason as to why they haven't disconnected me on Bigpond yet. Cause I'm almost capped.

I am directing at you Quoc to ask Vincent. Unless someone else knows the answer.

Edit: Dad told me to call Optus, I said 'wait'. 2 Minutes later i pick the phone and it says 'Line in Use'. My dad's the one calling someone. Mad.

I Need You To Deliver This To As'kad.

Caster Plaster.

This old doctor fell in love with this young girl that he was treating. When she died he broke into her grave and took the body to his house. When here body started to rot he covered it in wax so that it would not look further decayed. He said he stayed up with her at night and talked to her and she talked back. He had been having sex with the rotting corpse for eight years before the police found out. He didn't get in trouble because of the amount of time that had past since he stole her body. They just took the body away and let him go, the man fell into a deep depression and made a replica of her body and lived with it until he finally died.

Obviously ripped from Newgrounds forum.
This excerpt here is the very very skimmed version.
Go to source for epically detailed information.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010


LOST finale. 
Good thing I stocked up on tissues.

Ben D told me it's pretty much exactly like I predicted a month ago.

So yeah, I'm off to fluff my pillows and put some sort of plastic film over my television so it doesn't get covered in cum.


I was adding details to my fursonas face, zoomed out, and realised that he looks exactly like an image I have in my furry stash.
Slightly alternate.
I was planning to do something more dynamic, say, a circle of people with the camera slightly above looking downwards at an angle, but I messed it up, so yeah, now we're stuck with this static image.
 Even more alternate.


I made a DA account cause Blosia told me about the printing ability of the site - turns out it's quite possibly the most expensive thing I've ever seen. Check for yourselves.

Also, in reference to printing the Megaman VS Astroboy image, I think that Ka-Blam and DA won't print it because it has copyrighted characters in it. I might be able to get it printed if I talk to some local printers however.


News articles.

What, there's a ninja school in Sydney? 

Furries and Emos, COMBINE FORCES.

Red Emote.

Pausing MS Paint Adventure, resuming normal blogging, resuming some art comissions.
Join/follow MS Paint Adventure through the link on the right >>

Here's something to keep you occupied (Comic 078) - Doctor Who related.
This is exactly what I thought when I saw the ad for the new season.

Monday, May 24, 2010

MS Paint Adventure.

Take Me Out Of Here.

Fun Fact of the Internet #7099:

Chat Roulette: There are guys who put a vid of a webcam solo show on their cams in order to get the girl on the other side to join in. The guy then screen records it and post it in a forum of triumph on various porn boards.

It's In Your Eyes.

Continuation from 'Hellagram'.

It's supposed to be the veils of darkness before god came and jizzed light everywhere. The actual thing should look something like this...
...but the text will probably change because I wanted some sort of "Sin City" type deal going on, where the text is as if it were projected on to the environment etc.

Actual original image:
Reads, "Folds of fabric like a rose".

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Lend Me Your Ears.

Actually haven't studied at all [due to Art {Pft, who am I kidding, I wouldn't have studied anyway}] and am still choosing between related text.



What does this look like?
[Pages 1 and 2 for my Art BOW.]


My mother, verbatim:
"It's a good thing you're not black; otherwise you'd be ugly".

Yes, taken out of context.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Terra Nullius.

I just realised that there's no Australian-animal-like Pokemon yet.

Friday, May 21, 2010

International Treasure.

Things I want to do if I ever became famous and rich enough #4:
  • Tell the world that I have some sort of secret.
  • Tell the world that I've hidden this secret which is worth quite a bit of money somewhere on the planet.
  • Set a series of challenges and clues for the entire world to follow if they wish to seek out this treasure.
  • Have the winning team go through multiple tiresome events which include near death experiences, giant boulders, snakes and fire, only to open a treasure chest in the middle of, presumably, a pyramid, only to find one of these:
 [It's pretty hard to find a floppy disc drive nowadays, imagine what a piss off it would be in 20 years]

[That's the joke.]

[It sounded better in my head.]


Unless I fork out double just for the delivery, this cuts about a month (50%) off my time to finish my comic book.
I haven't finished 1 [out of 100ish] page.
(Used 25 hypothetically because there's a discount there apparently.)

They actually are like Lupe Fiasco, but with a more stronger jazz influence.

Easily Controlled By A Serious Amount Of Drugs.

I have not blogged as much as I would have liked. Last month, almost got to 100, and this month only breaking 40 now. There is not enough crisis in my world.

 I showed Coombes this. She said she was impressed.

I sealed them in plastic sleeves incase it rains or some shit. Also they look pretty awesome in their pristine condition, so I'd actually get pretty pissed if they got dented or anything.
There's still 3 up for grabs.
I might keep 2 sheerly because I'm a cunt. I think I'd be dissatisfied with 1, despite the fact that I'm most probably going to just keep them under my bed.


Running out of music. Been listening to the same stuff as I was about 2 months ago. Getting back into that rap shit, so I googled 'artist like Lupe Fiasco', and I got these guys.

Aight, peace.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

I got 99 donuts coz a bitch ate one

Blehs. So my mum told me that my cousin, who is about an inch taller than me is aiming to weigh about 80 kilograms. This is cause his mum has a philosophy in which you should eat as much as you can because the more you weigh the more you're going to grow taller and if you don't then working off the fat shouldn't be too hard.

Hence my cousin eats as much as he can. And I don't like him. Coz he likes it up the bumhole. Metaphorically.

Also, Quoc, why is Mariam commenting on Facebook in photos I'm tagged in?


Mini posters have arrived, so yeah. I'll chase people up if they still want it and when.
And yes, quality is fucking intense.

Also payment for hoodies can start tomorrow I think.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010


Went to see hoodie guy. 

He's pretty legit. 

He has like 30" screens for every computer.
Except I saw one on the other side that had a beige 15".
AND the business printed for the Harry Potter 7 covers.
I just realised he might actually understand the crest now.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010


Newgrounds held a ol'skool hip hop competition.There was an art comp, I was gonna, but time issues. Anyway, songs that came out were actually really good:

Time Trial, 1st place "The Literature" - LyRikLyNkLyNd/shaggyhaired.

Time Trial, 2nd place "1972 feat. R&W" - RedM (Music by that guy most of you guys find ... odd, yet I find quite interesting in his semi-quasi-post-modern approach.)

Battle for Newgrounds (crew battle), winners, "Fight for NG" - [KOA].

Cuckoos Nest.

PITTSBURGH -- A woman who lured a pregnant teen to her apartment, drugged her, cut the child from the womb to try to pass it off as her own and killed the teen was sentenced Monday to life in prison plus 20 years.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Medusa Stare.

If I'm seeing these ads, there's a pretty solidly good chance that I'm on the internet.
If I'm on the internet, why would I click these ads as opposed to actually looking up proper porn.

Somewhat-not-really-fun-at-all fact of the day:
I was stretching my neck, and I realised that my hair's long enough for it to brush against the top of my back.

Remember that girl that got killed after being 'hired' by a guy on Facebook on a 'overnight training session' for a wildlife type dea?
Turns out she was the cousin of my mothers workmate.

Save The Cheerleader.

ODESSA, Texas (May 15) - Authorities say a 22-year-old man accused of posing as a high school student in Texas is now facing a sexual assault charge. 
Police in Odessa, Texas, say Guerdwich Montimere turned himself in Friday after a 16-year-old girl reported that she had a sexual relationship with him last summer when she thought he was 15-year-old Jerry Joseph.

Oh hey, that's where Claire from Heroes is from!

On a slightly more obvious note, this is sort of like that movie "Never Been Kissed" -- except for the paedophilia.

Vespene Gas.

I beat a bot in SC with 6 Zerglings at 8 minutes, then pumped out some Mutalisk until end game.

How the fuck did that happen.

Now I should go around saying Kekekeke cause I'm a mad Korean.
Essay time.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Cry Like The Clouds.

Waste Wash.

Actually have done nothing today.

Literally first thing I did today was open up my computer and tried to fix the fans again. (Last post).

I managed to 'quieten' it down a bit - or rather, it magically started to reduce in intensity after I gave up.

Moral of the story kids: Fuck.

The I played some Broodwar because I am so horribly shit.

Got arse raped by Saarthak and Roderick yesterday.
I could have killed Saarthak in the start cause I rushed him with Zerglings in the first 3 minutes [thus fucking up my resources early] and then Roderick said 'Hey fuck off, -something something about it being early and having no units-' which I thought was the base I was killing, but Saarthak was actually killing Rod's base at the same time, hence the message. So I backed off and proceeded to bend over to have large horse dicks rammed into my arse.
...Regardless, I'm am shithouse at any RTS. My gaming forte would have to be RPG's where you grind monotonously hour after hour for a quest yields you no exp. because by the time you've actually killed all the monsters, you're 5 levels higher than what you were when you started it.


Friday, May 14, 2010

Heat Sink.


Comp's making loud ass whirring noise.
I attempted to open the shit out of and re-screw everything.
Now two fans are whirring really fucking loud.

Fans are defective, I'm assuming.


It's the main PSU fan next to the plug thing.
I'm just going to muffle it with a sock or something.
 Worst. Idea. Ever.

Track Or Not At All.

The mini-posters have been shipped today. 3 days after what I expected.

If you're a paranoid bastard like me, you can keep a track of them here.

Thursday, May 13, 2010


3 starter Pokemon for Pokemon Black and White (More info) confirmed.
Also new trainer designs too.

They need to find more animals.
And hire the old artist for the originals, regardless of how old or dead s/he is.
They're starting to look like Neopets.
Actually that started in Generation 3.


"But know this: that if the master of the house had known what hour the theif would come, he would've watched and not allowed his house to be broken into."

- Matthew, 24:43
I don't mean to be a total dick, but this quote is absolute balls.
Seriously, anywhere else in the Bible, you'd be able to pull out a wicked quote an be all like "Shazam mother fuckers, can't touch this shit cause it's the word of GOD." -- but what the hell is this nonsense?

"If I knew shit was going down, I obviously would have avoided it"?

I'm skimming Genesis now.
Because I should actually read what I'm basing my Art BOW on.
The Bible could be cut down to a quarter of the size if there wasn't so much filler.
I mean, an entire chapter on the family trees of every existing family on the planet?

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Report Reporter.

(Finished days ago)
Rushed as.
It's supposed to be Robert.
It doesn't look at all like you.
I could make it better.
But that's like saying, you could buy a hoodie.

Sent the hoodie guy the money for the size samples at about 2pm.
Potentially, samples could arrive tomorrow or the day after.
Though, pretty sure sizing will drag into mid next week because I doubt we'll get everyone in in one lunch time.
They actually are kangaroo hoodies this time.

"Live or Not At All",
Mini-posters have not shipped,
Status quite unknown.

Art commissions delayed somewhat.
Due to everything.
On hold:

Genvin's, PMA.
Outline was upped in a previous post.

Katie's, Fursonas:
Top one was the original idea, but then I thought that Genvin should actually be somewhat in the picture.
I also had the idea of putting us all on the stairs behind our area.
Still in heavy drafting stages.

Blosia's, Unusal Death.
I dunno if you still want this because the idea would comprise of multiple events in a single frame, but I have a solid idea-d image in my head of how it would look - so I'm probably going to do it.

That's all folks, time to watch LOST.

Goddamn Quoc

I'm going to need my email password. Again.

Also is it possible to forward emails from one particular email to another email automatically?


Well today I decided to eat Nando's for lunch. Upon finishing my classic wrap meal, I stood up and walked off back to my parent's shop. But some lebanese guy, while still in Nando's, held me back and the following events ensued:
Leb: Are you from lebanese, brother?
Me: What?
Leb: Are you lebanese?
Me: Uh, no.
Leb: Where are you from then?
Me: (I was tempted to say Australia) Vietnam
Leb: Ah okay see you later brother.

Then I walked off. Puzzled, as I don't have dark brown hair, olive coloured skin and a mullet. Why would be ask me that?

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

In A Small Town Called Buxton.

Vincent says: HIMYM @ RS.

Also, shoes shipping is actually more than I calculated, so I'm gonna get Vincent to buy another pair, and it should only be about 5$ extra.


Lowered actually hid the 10 more, so I just increased the 10 size. 
I don't know.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Apparently Jesus is not invincible

NORTHAMPTON, Mass. (AP) — The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven’t.

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.

The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.

Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.


Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows Everywhere.

Fun Fact of The Day:
I was born in a place called Sunshine.

I was filling out my voting whatchumacallit, despite me getting it about, somewhere mid-last year, and I had to ask my parents where I was born and they replied 'Sunshine Hospital, so Sunshine'.

Seriously, I was obviously all like "What the fuck, that's not a real place."

Turns out it is.

Suburb Name. 

Also, Irony.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

The Inspiration of The Saints.

Art assessments are just checkpoints to see if we've actually been doing anything since the last one.
Coombes keeps asking me for shit because I actually do nothing in class seeing as how all my work requires a computer that doesn't cost $200.

Of course, I took Carravagio as some sort of basis for 'God':

These works are also used as the Album Art for E.S. Posthumus's 'Unearthed' and 'Cartographer' respectively.