Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Omgomgomgomg.

(8:13:05 PM) BuxtoN: blog
(8:13:14 PM) Quoc: busy
(8:13:21 PM) BuxtoN: doing what
(8:13:25 PM) Quoc: drawing
(8:13:26 PM) Quoc: DICKS
(8:13:26 PM) BuxtoN: wanking?
(8:13:32 PM) Quoc: clsoe enoguh]
(8:13:32 PM) BuxtoN: close enough
(8:13:35 PM) BuxtoN: oh shit
(8:13:36 PM) Quoc: OMG JINX
(8:13:51 PM) BuxtoN: nah you said enoguh
(8:13:57 PM) BuxtoN: doesnt count
(8:13:58 PM) Quoc: nah fuck you

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Magic.

Using the power of the internets I deleted my old post because it lacked substance a cum shot where the guy epically fails and doesn't cum a fucking drop. FAIL.
In addition, I also cast level 10 BACKER CHANGE to something more logical design wise - you have no fucking idea how much mana and cast time I put into that mother fucker. 'Title Header' kept moving the fuck around and is of no recorded spacing in my MONSTER DATABASE. I had to move around until I had a clear line of vision so I could actually cast shit. Fucker went down in 4 hits. Managed to screenie the last 3, and also the COLD FUCKING CORPSE I SLEPT IN TO REGEN HP.

You know what the worst part is?
THERE'S NO FUCKING LOOT.

GOOD FUCKING NIGHT, BECAUSE THIS TOOK 2 HOURS.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Entertain Lament.

I've almost finished my Centipede picture (refer to post prior). It looks fucking awesome - and if I don't win even 5th place in the contest, I'm going to stab myself in the dick, through the hole thingy.

After that, I don't actually have anything planned. Other than actually doing homework/assignments like I should, or even actually working on that Space Pirate game I'm just going to sit here and try to find old music because I can't be bothered to download more - because it takes an hour per album. As of right now, I've been reduced to listening to Umbrella by Rihanna.

I may or may not recommend Juke Bottle Casino AKA Red M simply because they're slightly, or possibly not awesome at all. There's a high probability you will hate this music... if you can even call it music to begin with.
In a vague and twisted way, an even more godlike (and actually professional, for that matter) artist is Bassnectar.

I can also recommend :
Fatboy Slim.
How could you possibly not like this song.

Lupe Fiasco.
Rap that actually has more depth than a fucking busting-a-cap-in-yo'-ass puddle.

Bond.
All female 4 piece string quartet. Fucking awesome. The 2nd girl in that video got fatter or something.

E.S Posthumus.
Orchestral. Awesome orchestral. This song is featured in The Matrix, I think when Neo and that other thingy were having sex. Yeah, that part.

Juno Reactor.
'Those guys that made 'that song' from The Matrix'.

On the topic of recommendations, here's a brilliantly well done webcomic :
Nedroid.
Read it, I don't even have to explain how cute and funny this comic is. There's a point where one of the characters is an ear of corn that doesn't actually do anything buy smile, and fly.

It's sortof like Buxton, except Buxton isn't awesome enough to fly.

*****

Also ;
[ART-OFF!] #2

Best FML ever.

http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/3207661



Did you know that the first letters of Wednesday, Thursday and Friday spell 'WTF'

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Guess that game.


If you haven't played this game before, you have been deprived.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Goth.

Blunt Social Criticism.

[Click for larger]

Technically speaking, I spent a good deal of time planning the structural aspects, such as the context of the boxes to aesthetic height, ie; the "I Wish..." in a higher up, vast horizon shot, as opposed to the sad reality set in the bottom of the image, depicted against a gutter. The middle box, containing hope, a dream yet to be vanquished - in an open plane, the 'dredged city' in the background, as she runs away from its clutches along paths and fields of spotlessness.
Also, the parts of the body in comparison to the thoughts, - the wishful thinking juxtaposed to the characters head, as it's all contained within; While her feet, giving her stability, and a sense of reality as the only means of attachment to what she fears most.

Originally, I was going to have the text alot more depressing, but midway, I decided to change it to something more relative to todays society - full of youths bound in the pit of a hell of a world, though knowledgable of such occurrences, are able to shrug it off with a whim of what most would refer to as 'getting used to it'.

If I had kept the original context, the last frame would've read :
"At least we can dream..."

Monday, June 22, 2009

Oh well Uneventful.

I've spent the last 3 days trying to get rid of the fat developing around my torso. From past results, I've deducted that I actually have an incredibly fast natural weight loss - provided I'm actually trying. I also seem to have above-par bodily control.

I wonder what it would've been like if I was more athletic and enthusiastic about physical activity,

Then I'd realise it would involve making physical contact with other males,

And that would be somewhat gay.

This looks like a poem,

By Quoc.

Friday, June 19, 2009

This Blog has an email.

Beatitoutofmyhead@hotmail.com

For business inquiries only. or haters.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

MURRRLIN.

'Merlin' in a nutshell.

- OH SHIT MONSTER APPEARS.
IT'S PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS, BUT THAT OLD SHIT HAS TO SPEND 10 DAYS LOOKING FOR IT IN HIS MAJIK DICTIONARY-

Arthurrrr :
WE MUST KILL IT - IT'S KILLING OUR PEOPLE, RAZING OUR CROPS, AND RAPING OUR VIRGINS FOR HOT DRAGONxHUMAN SEX.

Murrrrrlin :
BUT IT'S A MONSTER OF MAJIK!

Arthurrrr :
SHUTUP. WE WILL KILL IT WITH FLIMSY ALUMINIUM CAN SWORDS!

Murrrrrlin :
BUT IT'S A MONSTER OF MAJIK!

Arthurrrr :
SHUTUP. WE WILL KILL IT WITH FLIMSY ALUMINIUM CAN SWORDS!

Murrrrrlin :
BUT IT'S A MONSTER OF MAJIK!

Arthurrrr :
SHUTUP. WE WILL KILL IT WITH FLIMSY ALUMINIUM CAN SWORDS!

Murrrrrlin :
BUT IT'S A MONSTER OF MAJIK!

Arthurrrr :
SHUTUP. WE WILL KILL IT WITH FLIMSY ALUMINIUM CAN SWORDS!

Murrrrrlin :
BUT IT'S A MONSTER OF MAJIK!

Arthurrrr :
SHUTUP. WE WILL KILL IT WITH FLIMSY ALUMINIUM CAN SWORDS!

- MONSTER APPEARS, GETS KILLED BY HORRIBLE CGI EFFECTS -

Arthurrrr :
WTF, NO MAJIK.

Murrrrrlin :
BUT IT'S A MONSTER OF MAJIK!

Arthurrrr :
SHUTUP. WE WILL KILL IT WITH FLIMSY ALUMINIUM CAN SWORDS!

-END -

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

A student came into a professor's office. She closes the door and kneels down pleadingly, 'Please, I would do anything to pass this exam'
She leans closer, flicks her hair and stares into hm meaningfully.
He replies, 'Anything?'
'Anything'
His voice turns into a whisper, 'Would you... study?'

Sunday, June 14, 2009

"ART-OFF!"



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Saturday, June 13, 2009

I'm so in it.

(Wrote this a couple of days ago, postponed because of Bxtn's blagging schedule.)

Ten things I wish I could say to ten different people (but don't say their names)

10. Fuck off, I'm busy.
9. I'd comment on your blag more, but they'd always be pointing out all the sexual innuendoes you make, and because you said we have too much cock on this page, I think you'd be offended. ...
8. FAROUT BXTN, STAND UP FOR YOURSELF.
7. You're a dick.
6. Fuck you.
5.
4.
3. I can't think of anyone else I'd want to say something I haven't already.
2.
1.

Nine things about myself
9.
8.
7.
6.
5. My life is not this interesting.
4.
3.
2.
1.

Eight ways to win my heart
8.
7.
6.
5.
4. MY HEART IS FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT DUST AND SAND.
3.
2.
1.

Seven things that cross my mind a lot
7. Regret.
6. Regret.
5. Regret.
4. Regret.
3. "GOD DAMMIT QUOC WHAT ARE YOU DOING."
2. Regret.
1. "I wonder what a lesbian threeway between [x], [y] and [z] would look like..."

Six things I do before I sleep
6. Computer..
5. Eat.
4. Letterman.
3. Try to sleep.
2. Try to sleep.
1. Try to sleep.

Five people who mean a lot
5.
4.
3. I acknowledge humans as beings that deserve respect. [/sarcasm]

2.
1.

Four things you're wearing right now
4.
3. Better yet, why don't you tell me what you're wearing, baby.
2. Reeooowrr.
1.

Three songs that you listen to often
3. Session - Linkin Park. HANDS DOWN, BEST SONG EVER.
2. Perfect Day - Mariam Stockley. The theme from Beatrix Potter and the Tales of Peter Rabbit.
1. Kiss from a Rose - Seal. It was the theme for Batman Forever. C'mon, Arnie as Frieze and Jim Carrey as Riddler. How could that NOT be a good movie.

Two things you want to do before you die
2. Destroy a major company, most preferably Disney.
1. Create something that will be regularly viewed by the masses long after my death.

One confession
1. I shouldn't be doing these quiz-mabobs. 'Black-bob' is the best alliteration ever.

Friday, June 12, 2009

its gone.

deleted the last post coz quoc said its OTT.

blehs.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

LOL, TITS.

Hey kids!, thanks for tuning back in to 'Beat it out' for another session of *cue suspense strings...* AWESOME!
...And now for the keyword for todays episode - remember, everytime you hear this word on todays show, LAUGH! - Our keyword is always funny, and on topic. Anyway, the keyword is ...
OPINIONS.

And also, our theme for today is...
BLAGS
(Or Live Journal if you wanna be an anti-conformist)

Have you ever wanted to tell everyone on the whole wide interwebs how incredibly annoyed and ticked off you are? WELLITY WELLITY WELL, now with this new found contraptions, aptly named 'blags', YOU CAN!, and we're going to tell you how!
Remember kids, you might want to ask your parents for some help with this part of the show...

Okay, here's the steps - easy as ABC, 123!.

1. Find something you hate!
2. Set up your blag!
3. START RANTING!.

It's THAT easy!
But beware, because there are some mistakes some people may make. Don't worry, we'll tell you how to avoid these pot holes! :

1. DON'T BLAG ABOUT OTHERS PHYSIQUES, NAMELY, THEIR TITS, I MEAN, WHAT? MENTIONING THE WORD 'PERFECT' 20 TIMES BEFORE NAMING SOMEONES SPECIFIC NAME AND NAMING AND SHAMING THEM FOR IT, WOW.
2. BLAME SOMETHING ELSE FOR A BLAG CONTAINING 'YOUR' OPINION --

HAHAHAHAHAH, C'MON KIDS, LAUGH WITH ME.

(cont') -- , PUTTING A PERSONAL OPINION ON A PUBLIC FORUM, ESPECIALLY AN ILLOGICALLY BASED ONE, IS JUST PUTTING YOURSELF INTO A BIGGER HOLE THAN CHINA.
3. DON'T JUST ASSUME THAT ALL GUYS LIKE TITS, FUCKS SAKE, YOU JUST CATERISED YOURSELF INTO A 'GENERIC BITCH' OUTFIT JUST BY SAYING THAT. I MEAN, I DONT' CARE ABOUT TITS, I'M MORE OF A LEGS AND ASS MAN MYSELF, BUT THAT'S JUST ME.

And that's how you avoid being a douche!

Thanks for watching kids!, Remember, STAY AAWWWWWESOME.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

WACOM INTUOS4 MEDIUM.

...Oh, was I supposed to blag? Sorry, I was too busy HAVING SEX WITH MY INTUOS4.

Quicknotes -
- When I got home from walking to go get it, my feet were aching like shit. I found out it was because the walk managed to wear out the heels of my socks.
- The box was bigger than my bag which I was going to put it in.
- Wacom have very stylish packaging.
- This tablet is bitchin'.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

So close, yet so far away.

Tablet arrived today. Well, it was in the vicinity of the land my family owns. And then it left before I could bid it farewell. Just like Romeo And Juliet... In a sad, and disturbingly techno-fetish way.
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So my Medium 6x9 Intuos4 with 2048 pressure levels actually came today, and I was expecting my brother to accept the delivery, but he, for some reason, decided to spontaneously go for an aimless wander [a walk] for absolutely no reason whatsoever - exactly at the time when it was delivered.
HERE'S PROOF. I DIDN'T GET SCAMMED STEPHEN.

I don't actually know whether I had to blur it or not, lehs, oh well.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Is it Ho or Hoe.

what the hells the correct spelling of a ho. Is it with or without the 'e'. to end the debate gonna settle it now.

Reasons for ho:
- its shorter
- its the shorter version of the word whore
- the word 'hoe' is a gardening tool, only

Reasons for hoe:
- ho is what santa says, 3 times consecutively
- in rap lyrics its spelt hoe
- when in plural form its hoes, wtf is hos.

Leh comment on which one you think is correctass, otherwise lickcay hetay dsaay

Pimp my blag.

Too bad we don't look this badass in real life.



I was gonna do more, but I think I'll leave it.

Tablet should come today. Apparently shipping skips weekends.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Emotionatory Discographatory.

I was reading Phil's blag and he said something vaguely along the lines of 'how people blag is a reflection of themselves in a nutshell'. And it got me thinking - WOW, I'M REALLY HOLLOW.
Here's a visual example.
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I have all these ideas, but I need to write them all down. Incase I get amnesia or some fancy ass shit like that. That would suck balls.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Milerock.

Firstly...


Hooray!



Friday, June 5, 2009

Hannah Montana is hot.

Miley Cyrus is alright but seriously her friend on Hannah Montana is hotter i reckon. you know, lilly truscott, i forgot her real name.



oh her names emily osmass.
and leh.

Facebook Twitter.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/498203

All I can say.

Oh, and my INTUOS4 is getting shipped tonight. Hoorah motherfuckers.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Rumours...

This is what happened >

1. Bxn't makes a shit quiz.

2. People get pissed.
2.5. Spread [and show me that pink].
2.5.5. More people get pissed.

3. Someone mentions something similar to the event, and an expulsion taking place because of it.
3.5. Bxn't shits his pants...
3.5.5. ...and takes that shit downTOWN.

4. People make rumours about Bxn't getting expelled.
4.5. People who are in it laugh...
4.5.5. ...While others spread it more so.

5. Spreads like aids.

6. People take it seriously.
6.5. People exaggerate like the size of their COCK.

7. Comes back to Bxn't as a completely new fable, per se, WenBANHAMMER calling the cops.
7.5. Repeat step 3.5.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Bitchin'.

I'm going to go get myself a mother fucking beast of a tablet: the Intuos4 Medium (6x9. Lol 69.).

Pressure levels : 2048.
DOUBLE that of an Intuos3.

Colour : Black.
You know they're bad ass mother fuckers when they say :
"Are there any other colors available?
We could not top the beautiful black color, so we did not try.
"
BITCHIN' BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKERS.

It also comes with Corel, but I'm thinking I might end up just downloading Open Canvas. ... I might be getting my programs mixed up, but you wouldn't know that because no one that reads this is into graphics designing.

I'll surely beat Kate Mullins in that art challenged Black Bob thrust upon me.

Ordering it on Friday. Hooray.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Houses.

Read Robz'z blag, my version :

[If for some reason I alted to a house instead of an apartment...] I'd want 4 fucking walls, a roof, and a ceiling.

One fucking AWESOME room.

That way, walls won't get in the way of walking. [But, excluding the bathroom / laundry, obviously].

I'd want all these walls, ceilings and floors to be BLECK. Why? - Because it'd be fucking awesome. Point - to make the entire house look like an empty abyss of FEAR, and GRIM ASPECTS. On top of that, if I ever decide to be AWESOME, I'd whip out some paint and paint shit EVERYWHERE.

I'd also want my front door to face the east, and looking towards a body of water. This will maximise fengshui potential - Also, I'd have angled-crosses on the outside of all my corners and walls; exuding bad fengshui to my neighbours.

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I would choose mirror walls. But I'd think they'd break too easily.