MURRRLIN.

'Merlin' in a nutshell.

- OH SHIT MONSTER APPEARS.
IT'S PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS, BUT THAT OLD SHIT HAS TO SPEND 10 DAYS LOOKING FOR IT IN HIS MAJIK DICTIONARY-

Arthurrrr :
WE MUST KILL IT - IT'S KILLING OUR PEOPLE, RAZING OUR CROPS, AND RAPING OUR VIRGINS FOR HOT DRAGONxHUMAN SEX.

Murrrrrlin :
BUT IT'S A MONSTER OF MAJIK!

Arthurrrr :
SHUTUP. WE WILL KILL IT WITH FLIMSY ALUMINIUM CAN SWORDS!

Murrrrrlin :
BUT IT'S A MONSTER OF MAJIK!

Arthurrrr :
SHUTUP. WE WILL KILL IT WITH FLIMSY ALUMINIUM CAN SWORDS!

Murrrrrlin :
BUT IT'S A MONSTER OF MAJIK!

Arthurrrr :
SHUTUP. WE WILL KILL IT WITH FLIMSY ALUMINIUM CAN SWORDS!

Murrrrrlin :
BUT IT'S A MONSTER OF MAJIK!

Arthurrrr :
SHUTUP. WE WILL KILL IT WITH FLIMSY ALUMINIUM CAN SWORDS!

Murrrrrlin :
BUT IT'S A MONSTER OF MAJIK!

Arthurrrr :
SHUTUP. WE WILL KILL IT WITH FLIMSY ALUMINIUM CAN SWORDS!

- MONSTER APPEARS, GETS KILLED BY HORRIBLE CGI EFFECTS -

Arthurrrr :
WTF, NO MAJIK.

Murrrrrlin :
BUT IT'S A MONSTER OF MAJIK!

Arthurrrr :
SHUTUP. WE WILL KILL IT WITH FLIMSY ALUMINIUM CAN SWORDS!

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