Monday, January 31, 2011

MCSMP.

I thought that setting up a Minecraft multiplayer server would be a good idea, so if like  the 2 people I *think* have this game and read this blog want to join 121.213.208.59 to simply fuck around.


GIODNSGIOS.
So apparently the IP changes every time I restart or something, so I'll probably keep a list on the side of the blog >>>>>>>>>>>>>

Right now, 124.179.79.204

Friday, January 28, 2011

Yiogndiso.

I got a job interview at a place which would actually be an absolute bitch to get to and leave from.
I actually can't even get to the interview on Monday at a proper time. I'm going to stand around the front desk for an hour.

SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.

When I called it, judging from what she said (ie: instant job interview before even getting my resume) I'm assuming there aren't that many applicants - which means I'm pretty much fucking boned because I don't have a drivers license. Additionally, from the time frame of 6-9, there is only ONE train that goes from Chester Hill to Strathfield. Almost likewise after 5pm.


Seriously : Balls.

[It's a junior position at a printing place with the bare minimal graphics design elements].

Sunday, January 23, 2011

One Two Two Two Two One Three.

Sydney, Melbourne, Tasmania - oh wait, that's actually a state... Brisbane, Wait what is it? Hobart, Perth... Wait, what's the Northern Territory one. Wait is it Adelaide? Or is that South Australia...

Oh Canberra if that counts.

There's that city at the top of NT that eludes me. Hum. Wait:
NSW - Sydney,
QLD - Brisbane,
VIC - Melbourne,
TAS - Hobart,
WA - Perth,
SA - Adelaide,
NT - Seriously, the only 2 places I know from this place are Alice Springs and Uluru.
Canberra.

Fuck this, I'm Googling it.

Oh, Darwin. Hah.

This was my response to 'Adelaide' being the most "liveable city" (Whatever the fuck that means).
Adelaide is like the last thing that comes to my mind ever.

And that's all from "I am fucking horrible at geography".

Thursday, January 20, 2011

GHiognsio.

In other news Anne Hathaway as Catwoman in Dark Knight Rises.
Oh and Tom Hardy as Bane. Why is Bane even in a realistic version of Batman.

Midnight Garden.

So this client I'm working with doesn't respond to my 'terms and payment' conditions email so I semi-harass him with emails asking what's with the delay - turns out, as I should've known because he told me straight up when the ad was put up, that his client -- *he's a tattoo artist and he needed a design* -- was at a funeral which is the reason he's getting the tattoo - in memory.

Now, should I feel like a dick? I'm going to say no, because this is business, AND I AM CRAZY STRICT BUSINESS/COMMERCE MAN AT USYD.
I told Buxton that and I couldn't tell if he knew I was joking or not, because the idea of me going to University is absolutely hilarious.

I should probably add on a side note I tried to squeeze another ten dollars out of the guy.

I AM GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Only The Guilty's Catching Offence.

Oh hey guys.
Spiderman reboot.

Cripple The Fiend.

So this is pretty late, seeing as how I heard about this months ago, but I guess it's your choice to read this or not.

'DJ' Tiesto. Yes, that fellow.


Actually fuck it. I was going to say something along the lines of:

"I was watching a video on Totalbiscuits page which redirected my to PressHeartToContinue - where she said 'DJ Tiesto is amazing' - So I was like, hey, an attractive gamer girl said to check something out, because I have testicles, I should totally take her advice.
So I Googled it, and lo' and behold, turns out he did a 'Adaigo For Strings' """REMIX""".
At this point, I've heard and quite liked the Bond cover of it - sure it was a bit more 'pop' than its original 'sombre' intentions but hey, drums never hurt anybody.

So I listened to it, expecting something good.

Ok, I'm going to put this in the most blunt way possible:
Being a """DJ'""" and """remixing""" a song is in no way viable if all you do is play a shitty trance loop and use your immense disc jockeying skills to swap tracks (which I'm sure is either a 2 button press, or even just a slide switch) to the remixed song temporarily in the middle of the song and then swapping back to your shitty loop.

I didn't bother with anything after that because really, ruining a song like that - just no. Fuck you."

But then I got distracted at PHTC's channel. Apparently she literally fell on her face.

HUM DE DUM.

So You Want to Be a Picture Book Illustrator . . .

Children's picture books make extensive use of quality illustrations. Whilst the financial rewards for picture book illustrators are not always as great as the rewards in advertising and other forms of commercial art, the personal satisfaction is often much greater.

Direct from the Scholastic 'corporate' division. I'm sure personal satisfaction will feed my staving family and pay for the heating bills this coming winter.

I wouldn't mind doing kids books. If you're an avid reader of this blog (I know there are SO many of you) you know I absolute hate the state picture books are in today.
I remember a book from when I was in 1st grade, it was basically an acid adventure trip book where you'd go down a mystical sewer system and the directive was to look for say, 5 golden hooks, 10 white rats etc. in each new area which was every double page spread- that's all I remember - but the art if I actually genuinely have any sense of memory, was brilliant.

What happened to those days.

Additionally, I didn't realise that Puffin books and Penguin books were under the same company. Y'know, because I completely disregarded the fact that their logos are basically exactly the same in every way, shape and form.
On a related note, 1. Quite possibly the longest 'about us' page ever, and 2. 1968 logo design - what.

I look around at todays 'graphic designer' portfolios and all I see is this web 2.0 shit. Seriously? Fuck me. Web 2.0 is so 2004. I mean, come on. Stop this shiny, 'light weight, thin text, illumination' shit.
It's so bad. HNNNNNGGGGGH. Dependancies on TEXT?
GRAPHICS DESIGN =\= 100% TYPOGRAPHY, GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT. I DON'T NEED TO WASTE THE NEXT 4 YEARS IN A SHITTY CLASS TO UNDERSTAND THAT.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Fuigbuyvnuivbduisbfui.



Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Art In My Speech.

Flying jellyfish coming up next. Some Japanese influence because of this song.

Hidden Orchestra got Front Paged on Newgrounds.

Sissy.

Fuck. I less cried watching the latest HIMYM episode.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Hargubaaaarble.

I went to go watch Kitchen Nightmares because yelling at people and making the sad is HILARIOUS.

But Channel 9 decided to be a bunch of ninnies and pull a 3 hour flood disaster news cast.

I'm all for the whole 'helping people that are probably going to die' thing, but there is absolutely no reason in the universe that we need to have 'shit's going down yo' blared in our faces FOR THREE HOURS.

Really, that's all it is. I can sum the entire 3 hours in a single sentence - "Shit just got real, help a brother out yo." I don't need to be told repeatedly that people are dying for 3 hours, I got it the first time 'round.

I could say the same about general news, here's how it should be:
"Bad things happened, weather's unpredictable - we're always wrong so we're not even going to bother telling you, that's all folks." SERIOUSLY - THAT'S THE NEWS, EVERY NIGHT. I just saved you all 30 minutes of every day of your lives.

I assume Channel 9 are going in defence in saying that "we having this session to show our support" - NO, YOU'RE NOT.  YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS IF YOU CARE BY RUINING YOUR SOMEWHAT HORRENDOUS TRACK RECORD OF BEING ABLE TO KEEP TO YOUR BROADCASTING SCHEDULE. IF YOU REALLY CARED, YOU'D DONATE SOME OF YOUR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS - I'M LOOKING AT YOU EDDIE MCGUIRE - TO THE ACTUAL RELIEF EFFORT, NOT THE SHAM YOU DICKFUCKS ARE PULLING - YOUR DICKS, THAT'S WHAT.

EDIT:
Oh let me rephrase that : FIVE WHOLE HOURS. That's more than how much sleep I've been getting for the last month because my entire neighbourhood have collectively agreed to mow their lawns on consecutive days at 9AM sharp.

I mean, they're supposedly 'warning people of what to do if you're in a flood zone' - ARE YOU NOT REALISING THAT MAYBE PERHAPS JUST POSSIBLY THAT BECAUSE THEIR HOUSES HAVE BEEN FLOODED, THAT THEY MIGHT NOT ACTUALLY HAVE ACCESS TO A TELEVISION?

EVEN SO, IF I SAW WATER CREEPING UP MY STREET, I SURE AS HELL WOULDN'T BE WATCHING CHANNEL 9, IF TELEVISION AT ALL, I'D BE PACKING MY SHIT AND HIGH TAILING IT THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.

What Lay Beneath.



Turns out what's in my head is way too difficult to draw.
(Jedi duelling a robotic bad guy (?) in 'ceiling-to-floor' orientated combat due to the fact that are externally riding their x wings like surfboards speeding in between two buildings that act as a highly populated drive thru/pitstop type deal for flying craft. Additionally the droids are shooting lasers at each other.)
I'll probably change it to them two falling down the side of a building.

Alternatively, I might just do Hold Your Colour - Pendulum.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Lighter To The Shadows.


I need to apply for 4 jobs by Wednesday so I can get 500$ from Centrelink.

...So if anyone wants commissions, now would be the time.

Time To Understand The World.


I actually have no idea what the video is because I'm capped. But the music, I do know. So it's like Russian roulette, except I'm pointing the gun at you guys.

Also I wish I could rape Cityrails virgin asshole. Because it is a whore with trackwork times. How will I ever make it to Centrelink to tell them I want to leech money from them until the end of time.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Wildcat.

This is probably more of a WIP blog now, than anything.

Ideas that I have that I will do at a later date:
  • Fanart/Starwars - Jedi's with light-chainsaws.
    (I saw something similar but with regular chainsaws, so I thought I'd up the anti.)
  • Revamp/Fanart - Megaman and Astroboy back to back fighting against Dr. Wily and Dr. Tenma.
    (This is why I hate doctors. You've never heard of a villain called "Garbage Man Dave" or that shit, have you?)
  • Fantasy - Giant flying jellyfish over fields.
    (Giant aquatic creatures in the air is a likeable idea.)
Image I'm working on now (and the reason I'm not doing the above ideas right now):
  • WHAT IF...? : I did the cover for 'Reach For Eden' with actual effort and added a touch of badassery.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Bastards At Work.

I thought Pokemon parodies were overdone.

I was wrong.

(Basically Ash if he was a chav. I think that's the right group.)

The future of this blog will most probably just be links to shit.

Hg.

Youtube embed == Anything from RJD2's album, Dead Ringer.

I thought that the Back To The Future remake would've been bad enough with Bieber (Nothing to do with him, he's just a horrible actor - did anyone even watch the CSI episode with him in it? Horrendous) but the fact that they're getting the writer of 'The OC' and 'Gossip Girl' with the director of 'Terminator Salvation' - son, this project is less salvageable than the Derlorean at the end of the Trilogy. 
WHICH WAS HIT BY A TRAIN FOR A VERY GOOD REASON. SO NO ONE WOULD EVER USE IT EVER AGAIN IN THE PAST PRESENT OR FUTURE. EVER. EVER.

EVER.

(The article I got this info from is old as hell, so you.)


[Marty! we have to go to the future to fight machines that are supposedly primitive versions of the Terminator in Terminator 1 even though they're like fucken, flying and shit with lasers and fuck. Also remember that time precisely 2 weeks, 4 days and 7 hours ago when your rich ass, problem magnet girlfriend told you that she cheated on you? I went back in time and discovered that she actually got drugged up and killed a guy - but for reason more illogical than the gravitational pull of 1985, she decided to tell you otherwise - Now I'm no scientist, but what the fuck is up with that.

Also Marty while we're here, why the fuck are you wearing so much make-up? This isn't Gossip Girl.]

Stabramatta

I had a knife held to my stomach when I was about 7 months pregnant because some psycho junkie wanted my money. I only went to Cabra because I'd heard about all the fantastic little asian shops there and I wanted to buy Hello Kitty stuff. Never again...
LOL, what the actual fuck? Someone actual decided to live in Cabramatta based on the fact that they wanted to buy Hello Kitty stuff?

Source

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Goat.

All Light.

Conviction Kitchen - putting a bunch of criminals into a room full of sharp objects. Best Idea. Ever. In the world.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Cargo Haul.

My life consist of drawing, WoW, applying for miscallaneous art jobs on DeviantArt/Newgrounds and filling out job application forms given to me by Centrelink every 2 weeks.

Goals right now:
  1. Art skillz.
  2. Get a beast computer.
  3. Get Centrelink off my back. (You know, obviously not the more logical, long term solution of 'getting a job')
  4. Maybe DC Universe Online.
  5. Draw a flying postal whale.
Goals in order of progress:
  1. Draw a flying postal whale.
  2. Get Centrelink off my back.
  3. Get a beast computer.
  4. Maybe DC Universe Online
  5. Art skillz.
Postal whale will be nice though. I am pleased with it's progress. (It's not being speed/rage painted, so that's probably why.)

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Mr. Fusion.

Back To The Future game, on steam for 25$.

My thoughts:

OK I didn't buy the game or anything but 2 things in the trailer made me think to myself the two magical words known as "Fuck" and "No".

1. THE SIGNATURE 'CHIMES' OF THE THEME MUSIC WAS DONE WRONG IN THE FIRST SECOND OF THE TRAILER.

2. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?:

DELOREANS DON'T SHOW ANYTHING OVER 85MPH. ARE YOU DUMB?

Monday, January 3, 2011

Yonder.


TRUE STORY.

Rich.

Just to let you guys know. Quoc and I have made $10.02 from this blog already. And it only took about a year and a half. Good hustle. Also, I think Google doesn't let you withdraw the money until we make $50.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Way Back Machine.



Hey. Hey guy. It's 2011. MAYBE YOU SHOULD UPDATE YOUR SITE YOU DICK FUCKS.

WHO THE FUCK USES NETSCAPE ANYMORE.
Deliberately not a question because it's a statement of fact.

Post Nautical.

Actually yeah fuck it, I'll probably just the Tumblr I made to reserve the name a month ago.

(Decision made because BB decide to follow after I explicitly said I'm never going to update it ever.)

Distribution:
Rage and shit will stay here.
Art and shit will go there.

I'll probably just fold because despite my self proclaimed will power and post shit everywhere, I haven't managed to do anything I've set out to do for the last couple of months. Maybe my resolution should be to fail at something. THEN OH SHIT PARADOX.

1000 Posts.

Am I using the time and date mechanics to cheat the system?


Short answer, yes.

Also, cleaned up the backer image, looks too clean though.

OK, FUCK YOU. THIS YEAR IS OFF TO A BAD START.