Let's get this bitch earthquakin'.

In light of Bobs friends graph thing, here is a bar graph of my perception on the social working based on my own experiences.

MOVING ON! :
I didn't want to say it to their face because I was scared that I'd get slapped into oblivion (regardless of how I conditioned my face for slapping) but:

1.

2.

When you, a female, call a MALE partner and he say
"I'm busy."
It can mean 1 of 3 things :

1. He's actually fucking busy.

Believe it or not, males are actually human beings that have the wondrous ability to act independently of you. He could be at school trying to get a good UAI so you two can live happily ever after. He could be at work trying to save up for that fancy 2 year anniversary dinner. He could even be fucking scrap-booking for fucks sake, leave the man alone, they have hobbies too.

2. He's doing something he doesn't want you to know he's doing and most probably you called at a really inconvenient time.

This generally goes into watching porn, doing something illegal or if he's the adventurous type, in the middle of a cult ceremony he wants to induct you into later on.

3. He's cheating on you.

This should be in #2 but I had something else funnier in my head which the other side of my brain went "Haha, we should totally blog that." Then I forgot what it was. Fuck.

3.

I literally spent 5 hours staring at this image seeing how I could possibly incorporate these blasted colours into this design.

YEAH, YR12 HOODIES INSTEAD OF JERSEYS.
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