Monday, September 21, 2009

EQV HOODIES [FINAL]


OK LADS AND LADIES. HERE'S HOW IT'S GOING DOWN :

COST:
$50.

Yeah, I somehow approximated 15~20 below the actual cost.
Oh general maths, how you fail me so.
I'm guessing this has something to do with the fact that last hoodies cost excluded the crest on the front - of which may have pushed the cost to higher than 50.

NO PRICE DISCOUNT ON THE QUANTITY ORDERED.
For some magical reason or other, you will literally save a bit over TWO DOLLARS if 100 are ordered and not 50.
Fundamentally, that means we'll just end up making a larger profit for the more that are sold.

NO FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT, BITSH.
Tha's right motherfuckers, because nicknames are too cool FOR LIMITS.
Quote:

"
This is a (Should be 'There is no') certain limit on the number of characters but not too many as not to have the characters too small. Normal size of name is 51mm high.
You can go 75m high for an additional $0.80c + GST
"

I think the guy has bad English or something but I'm sure everyone would chip in to get SEVENTY FIVE METRE FONT.

***

The idea now would be:
  1. Get some sort of following to show the school that there is a collective want for them.
  2. Actually get Norris to allow the wearing of these by means of action #1.
  3. Collect specifics, order, sell/buy.
ALTERNATIVELY, if Norris doesn't comply:
  1. Boycott jerseys, wear hoodies anyway. FUCK THE SYSTEM.
  2. FIGHT.
  3. THE.
  4. POWER.

5 comments:

ishraq said...

Would subscript/superscript characters be allowed?

Kuoke said...

...You should've asked me before. I don't want to email the guy again. I'll sound like a needy fuck.

I'm guessing so. Fundamentally, custom names are just printing text as images, so I'm assuming that if you can type it, it should be do-able.

ishraq said...

While you're at it, ask him if we can do equations and crap, like sigmas and integrals.

Anonymous said...

Next term lets get a list of names then get some deposits

Buxton said...

whos anonymous.