Lurking the NGBBS, you find many magical things, like when you imput the Konami Code (up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, enter) on certain ESPN pages, you will be filled to the magicalness of unicorns. It only works on a couple of pages now, like this one: http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/playoffs/2009/columns/story?columnist=stein_marc&page=PointGuards-090427ba
I could've studied, BUT WHY GO TO ALL THAT EFFORT. So I spent the entire holidays doing this:I'm probably right for English, MATHS ... and the rest, I'll just wing it on the day. WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?
You're 16 years old, and you're in year 10. You have a history assignment due soon - you have internet, but you can't press the power button on your computer because you're non-existant Z-cups get in the way.
What do you do? - Decide to change your ways, and try to do the assigment yourself. Go to 1.
- Call pedophile. Go to 2.
You will ALWAYS be a slut, now go to 2.
OF COURSE!, you call your local slave-boy/pedophile who's way out of school, but since he's incapable of making friends his own age, will deter to letting himself be used by sluts like you.
You pick up your phone and hit "Mah Bitch" which you've conviniently put on speed dial for dialing speedily. You tell him of your plight, and at the quiver of your voice, he beckons to your every whim because your pussy reeks of cocks - Because you're a slut. You need to be rememinded because you're fucking stupid too.
A cock appears in your mouth.
What do you do? - Act surprised. Go to 3.
- Suck it dry. Go to 4.
You pretend you don't expect a dick in your mouth every five seconds, but the guilt of knowing you're a slut is building up inside of you. The guilt burst out of your eyes and ears in a flurry of gummy worms made of AIDS.
You're a slut, you expect a dick in your mouth every five seconds, otherwise you die from starvation. Because, that's all sluts eat. Dicks. And occasionally pussy if they're feeling adventurous.
After getting pit roasted, you want to have a chat - where you do all the talking, and the other person does all the listening.
What do you do? - Talk to the mirror, because that would be the most logical thing to do if you don't want the other person to talk back. Go to 5.
- Call your bitch. Go to 6.
You start talking to the mirror, but you find it too damn sexy and you start making out with your reflective self. You start pounding yourself too hard, and the glass breaks. You're skewered with thousands of pieces of glass, and are bleeding profusely.
You die. Oh, and you have 7 years bad luck.
Your phone conviniently slips out of your pussy because you're a slut, and your pussy can now hold stuff inside it. You hit bitch face's speed dial and talk endlessly about how incredibly huge your pussy is. Bitchface on the other hand is listening contently because he has nothing else to do than look at pictures of cups.
You're still on the phone talking 2 days later, and all of a sudden, your phone disconnects while you're talking about how much cum you've swallowed - You have no more credit left.
What do you do? - Talk to him online, because that would've solved this entire story from the start. Go to 7.
- Sell yourself on the streets. Go to 8.
You try to reach for your power button, but thousands of dicks get in your way. And being the slut you are, you can't resist a sperm fest. The amount of cum starts to fill up the room and because you're stupid, you don't have doors or windows.
Because you're so desperate to tell your bitch how many dicks you can take in one hole, you resort to bending over in the middle of the street. But becase your pussy is so huge, you end up devouring all your customers. Dissapointed, you realise you're in front of bitchfaces house.
What do you do? - Whip out a dildo. Go to 9.
- Go in his house and talk to him face to face. Go to 10.
9 You sit down in the middle of the street and spread your legs wide like you always do, because you're a stupid slut. As you proceed to insert the dildo, the vacuumous force of your slutacular pussy ends up sucking you into it which induces a paradox, which causes the universe to implodes.
10 You head into the house and begin to talk to your local pedophile and he dies. But you don't care because you're a stupid slut and all you do is use people. Suddenly a hoard of horses gallop up to you, and you get gang raped in every hole. ...By horses.
You die. The way you wanted to. Dicks everywhere. Because you're a fucking stupid slut.
Why are Asians the bottom of the chain in everything. Small dick, flat chest, shit boy bands and so on. All we have is countries such as China and India about to take over as leading countries of the world, mad technology and mi goreng. And we all seem to own at maths and not do so well in anything other than maths, all sciences and economics.
and the chain for chicks preference is black guy > white guys = hispanics >Asians > Indians. oh snap.
yeah so why do all the girls have flat chests? is it genes or are they just late bloomers. can someone explain?
too explain why us men have small dicks its cause of what we eat aka rice and non-meat products. i did not just totally googled to find the answer at all.
As opposed to actually considering that maybe I'm using shitty batteries, Or, my keyboard was dying, I decided to just reformat my computer. Now I'm still stuck with trying to use Photoshop without Ctrl+Z.
Buxton's back, just so you know. He should blag soon, so I don't have to strain myself coming up with new shit every day. AND YOU ALL KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS.
I WAS trying to paint that picture from two blogs ago, but then my mum decided to start reading 2 metres behind me. On a related note, I managed to get some of" Juno Reactors" albums. I highly recommend "Luciana". Trust me, it'll be some of the trippiest shit you've ever heard.
This post will be funny after you actually hear the song, quoc.
So that keyboard/photoshop problem seems to have just disappeared after me spending the entirety of last night, until this afternoon trying to fix it. The most illogical answer I could find would be that I might have accidentally spilt liquid into my keyboard, cause the keys to jam at random. I don't remember spilling any liquid into my keyboard, unless you count that time I may, or may not have been wanking and then...
Don't EVER touch the keys, G, B, V, N, H, or space bar on my keyboard, quoc.
havent blogged in ages seems like quocs doing all the blogging. im gonna keep this one short coz leh gotta study for maths. but after billy cai put it into perspective. it doesnt really count to anything at all. like if i pass or fail or dont do it, its not gonna affect my UAI at all unless im gonna like repeat 2 unit maths again then gg it coz ive done it before.
anyways. i didnt sit with lisa today coz leh didnt feel like it. well for some reason physics tutor seems to take longer than chem. like noticeably. maybe its coz theres less people in physics class thus there are less gravitational pull in the classroom and with less gravitional pull so time is not distorted as much letting chemistry seem like its shorter. nah doubt that.
but yeah. gonna make a cwalk video real soon like mid next week. coz yeah or ill make one in Cairns which is where im going to on thursday and back to syd on monday. if not ill make one after half yearlies.
WELL MY DAY WAS FILLED WITH CAPSLOCKS AND REFORMATTING.
THE BUFF GUYS AT WEIGHTS LOWER MY SELF ESTEEM.
WE'VE MADE 23 CENTS FROM BEING SOLD OUT AND PUTTING ADS ON OUR BLOG, DESPITE THE FACT THAT NO ON READS IT.
I ALSO JOIN BLOGS THAT I DON'T READ.
AND THAT WAS MY DAY, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU LOT GIVE A FLAMING FUCK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN EVERY SINGLE PERIOD OF MY MENSTRUAL CYCLE, AND IF YOU DON'T GET IT, I MEAN MY SCHOOL PERIODS, THOUGH THEY SHOULD BE COVERED IN EGGS AS WELL. A HAR HAR HAR.
I HAVE CAPS LOCK ON BECAUSE I'M YELLING AT YOU, FUCKING QUOC.