Sunday, February 28, 2010

Mr. Literal.


I was tempted to comment "Have you tried dying?", but I think people might have taken that the wrong way.

So I posted it here because I'm a giant pussy.

Yeah You Better Start Runnin'.


Drawn out of frustration.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Gimme Som' O' Dat Hip Hop.

Upcoming Movies.

Got the list from here and got rid of the excess. Bolded and shit everything that seemed interesting.
Click for the full list.

2010

Bioshock (2010)
Devil May Cry (2010)
Earthworm Jim (2010)
EverQuest (2010)
Gears of War (2010)
God of War (2010)
Goosebumps (2010)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I (2010)
High School Musical 4: East Meets West (2010) NO.
Kung Fu Hustle 2 (2010)
Kung Pow 2: Tongue of Fury (2010) Really?
Lost Planet (2010)
Mortal Kombat (2010)
Onimusha (2010)
Predators (2010)
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010)
Shrek Forever After (2010) Again.
Tekken (2010)
The A-Team (2010) No Mr. T though.
The Expendables (2010) This is the one that Saarthak and Aurnob keep talking about. It has Jason Statham, Arnie, Sly Stallone, Mickey Rourke, Jet Li + MORE.
The Karate Kid (2010) The kids black. Just putting that out there.
The King of Fighters (2010)
The Last Airbender (2010)

The Legend of Spyro (2010) ...
The Mummy 4: Rise of the Aztec (2010)
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) NO.
Toy Story 3 (2010)
Tron Legacy (2010)
X-Men: First Class (2010)
Yogi Bear (2010)


2011 

Army of Two (2011)
Brothers in Arms (2011)
Castlevania (2011)
Conan (2011) 
Dante's Inferno: An Animated Epic (2010)
Dead Space (2011)
Deadpool (2011)

Deathlok (2011)
Dragonball 2: Reborn (2011) NO.
Gambit (2011)
Get Smart 2 (2011)
Ghost Rider 2 (2011)
Ghostbusters III (2011)
Godzilla 3-D (2011)
Green Lantern (2011)
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2011)
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II (2011)
Infamous (2011)
Jumper 2 (2011)
Justice League: Mortal (2011)
Marvin the Martian (2011)
Men in Black 3 (2011)
Moby Dick (2011)
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)
Puss in Boots (2011) Spinoff.
Rambo V: The Savage Hunt (2011)
Ripley's Believe It or Not! (2011)
RoboCop (2011)
Silent Hill 2 (2011)
Sin City 2 (2011)
Spawn 2 (2011)

Teen Titans (2011)
Terminator 5 (2011)
The First Avenger: Captain America (2011)
The Flash (2011)
The Smurfs (2011)
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn (2011) NO.
Thor (2011)
Transformers 3 (2011)
Uncharted: Drake's Fortune (2011)
Untitled Alien Prequel (2011)
Untitled Batman Project (2011)
Untitled Sherlock Holmes Project (2011)
Untitled Superman Project (2011)

Warcraft (2011)
Winnie the Pooh (2011)
Wonder Woman (2011)
X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2 (2011)
Xerxes (2011) 300 spinoff.


2012 

Anchorman 2 (2012)
Ant-Man (2012) I still don't get this superhero.
Doctor Strange (2012)
Halo (2012)
Indiana Jones 5 (2012)
Iron Man 3 (2012)
Lethal Weapon 5 (2012)
Mass Effect (2012)
Metal Gear Solid (2012)
Monsters Inc. 2 (2012)
Shadow of the Colossus (2012)
Silver Surfer (2012)
Sin City 3 (2012)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)
The Avengers (2012)

The Sims (2012)
Untitled Chronicles of Riddick Sequel (2012)
Untitled Spider-Man Reboot (2012)
Untitled Star Trek Sequel (2012)
Venom (2012)
X-Men Origins: Magneto (2012)

2013 

Aquaman (2013)
Bizarro Superman (2013)
Fantastic Four (2013)
Spider-Man 6 (2013)

Friday, February 26, 2010

Pray For Rain.

I used to believe in the 'traditional' [and by that I mean, the overly cliché societal PERCEPTION of] Karma. But the mountains fell and the seas drowned... And I was left with the mere sand they left behind.

I wouldn't say there was that 'infinite' amount that the traditional way has claimed - that "when you do and act of good, you will get good returned", and this will loop as long as you do good deeds. My view of it is, that there is a definite finite of karma.

Explained:
As opposed to getting good received BECAUSE you did something good, you will receive good AT RANDOM. The main point here being, that because there's a finite amount of karma, if you're having a good day, then someone else would be having a bad day.

At least through this logic, I have some sort of lie to tell to myself when I have a shitty day; That someone else is having the time of their life because quite frankly, I'm pretty sure that if this karma thing is right, then I'm doing A LOT of people favours here.

Hate On My Arms.

Hey kiddies, as if this blog isn't controversial enough, what with its insatiable lack of penises flopping about like near-stale-fish.

I'm gonna keep this short, because I could go on FO'EVER on this topic.

Hate equals productivity. Hate gets shit done. Hate is what gets you by.
Hate is always there, you fall back on it like a comforting pillow of rejoice. It lets you be consumed in a burning rage, seething only thoughts to aspire to something new, something better than what you were to have been defeated the first time round. Hate allows you to reconstruct yourself off the basis of your mistakes and thus, Hate makes you better.

I'm not going to say one emotion is better than another, but I preach the word in defence of itself; Those mislead to believe hate to be of something of lacking, that hate is something to be untouched, unturned, left in its own self-destructive wake - are fools within themselves. A person who believes that all of life's problems can be solved with a single emotion, the one they call 'Love', are so very mistaken.

To the same extent, "What is a carpenter that only utilises 1 tool when he clearly has hammers?".

All these beings who claim to be "spiritual" and "in close tact with a world of peace", I can only say to them that they are living in a world of lies derived from the 'wants' of humans, rather than the 'needs'. That, if people wanted simply peace in the world without hate, then their world will only exist in fantasy. A world without hate would only result in an obscure, derelict planet of nothing but mindless slaves who've forgotten their purpose in hopes for a what doesn't exist in reality.

Escalade.

I had this idea before, but some guy on the NGBBS reminded me about this.

Remember that time I said I hated walls because they're stupid. Well tables and chairs are stupid. They're like floors, BUT HIGHER. Sure they're legitimately practical, but how many chairs and tables do you need? - Do you really need to put everything you own onto an elevated surface in case of flood waters?

My mind's pretty fucked up right now, so bear with me.

Do beds really need to be elevated? I'm sure at one time, people were all like "Fuck, I don't want like, fucking elephant tigers to be eating me when I'm dreaming about flying penises - The solution obviously would be to adjust our incremented levels from sea levels as to impose some sort of elevated stature above these foul beast; Those bitches' be all like 'Damn, I don't want to mess with a guy who's sleeping and entire METRE above the ground! It's like he's levitating or some shit!' ".
Or maybe they thought "Why is it that we've invented such magical things such as unicorns, religion and the cowgirl position but not a system to negate the in between time of getting into and out of BED!? - Why, let us construct an elevated surface so that we only have to go HALF THE DISTANCE!"


I disregard the 'practicalness' of tables when furniture cost thousands of dollars. TO THIS, WHY? They are literally pieces of wood and plastic designed to make your life 'easier' - you don't actually NEED furniture, just get some planks of wood and some milk crates and you're fucking set to fucking go.
I'm probably going to do this if I get some sort of healthy enough income, as to have something to fall back on if my anti-materialistic views become askew.