Unnecessarily phallic tower - just in time for Valentine's Day. I was going to put some white wool down one side of it, but scaling something so thick and long would have been painstakingly painstaking.
So Imageshack.us decided attempt intelligence by only allowing people with accounts to get the 'direct link', also known as the only actual useful you will ever need.
Apart from the fact that the direct link is literally in all the other ones, only, pre-wrapped in htmly shitness - wait, there isn't anything else.
In conclusion, imageshack.us == fail.