Saturday, July 4, 2009

Kiorda RA.

I've unsuccessfully tried downloading WATCHMEN about 4 times in a row, which wasted about 14 of my hours.

My headphones broke. Or more like 'I tried to fix them, but ended up pulling it apart because it seemed fun at the time'.
I'm going to use these perfectly good speakers for my art assemblage.

Daniel Merriweather has like 1 good song, and that's the one that has that other guy in it.

Aum Asato mā sad gamaya
Tamasojyotir gamaya
Mṛtyormā amṛtam gamaya
Aum śānti śānti śāntiḥ

Translates to :
From ignorance, lead me to truth;
From darkness, lead me to light;
From death, lead me to immortality
Aum peace, peace, peace

I made toast, but decided to eat something else before it sprung back out. So now I have toast I don't want to eat any more.

I was going to heat up a pie in the microwave, but when I pulled out the cling wrap, there was like, 10cms left. I ended up not bothering to heat it up any other way.

I didn't do anything in maths on Friday because I had done all the assigned work on Thursday when everyone else was still down at the sausage sizzle.

I've spent the last 4 art lessons doing absolutely nothing, aside from sticking about 10 cone like objects onto a board.

Ms Jackson is trying to 'read me'. LOL @ THAT BECAUSE IT'S LIKE TRYING TO SUCK A VACUUM.

I'm bothered by the fact that being deep is apparently the new 'in thing'. And with the magic of instant text, you'll think I already had this graph prepared :


More than 50% of my bookmarks are for porn. I should probably more neatly organise it. Then it might be like... 40%.

The kid in the new Avatar movie coming out is completely and utterly fat. I could tell from the half a second of his face you see in the new trailer.
His cheeks cast shadows.

I need a new pair of Pumas.

I tried to draw clouds today. Gave up after two hours of Ctrl+A, Deleting.

I realised it was 3 o clock when I thought it was 11. Fuck.

I copied Skifree back onto my comp only to be reinfected with a virus.
System restore has temporarily fixed it.

This is how most of our conversations start :
(4:25:52 PM) Buxton: bleh
(4:25:56 PM) Quoc: bleh

I am going to try cut my own hair when the holidays begin. Just in case I fuck it up.

I got Linkin Parks unreleased 'She Couldn't' yesterday. Swell. It's like My December with weaker backing instruments of Papercut. THE MORE YOU KNOW.

YOU SHALL SEE HAIL FALL FROM A CLEAR SKY.
YOU SHALL SEE DARKNESS.

GOD IS GOD.

YOU SHALL SEE GOOD AND EVIL.
YOU SHALL SEE BITTER WATERS.

YOU SHALL SEE THE LAWS OF LIFE.
GOD IS GOD.

GOD IS GOD.

I'm still trying to figure out whether all girls can put their knees up to their shoulders.

Denise Milani. Google images if you're interested.

Lesbian bukkake orgies are slightly odd.

EVERYBODY IS DYING.

8 comments:

#JENNZOR said...

LOL @ your graph. Reminds me of the ladder theory with the abyss.

What? Nothing.

genvinout said...

what? you use clingwrap for your microwave pies?

Kuoke said...

I wrap them in 2 layers of cling wrap, then put it in the microwave upside down for 2 minutes.
Somehow I found out that that way the middle doesn't remain cold while the rest is boiling.
Cause I hate it when that happens. Wrecks my day.

>=(

#JENNZOR said...

Usually I just grab a fork and poke a hole in the pie...........

Kuoke said...

But it's frozen.

ishraq said...

No, the graph's more like this:
[IMG]http://i609.photobucket.com/albums/tt173/disappointedidealist/awesomevsdeep.png[/IMG]

Begins with mindless fun, then goes on to planned retardedness (e.g. Spongebob Squarepants, Mindless Self Indulgence). The trough is mostly filled with stories that try to inject some kind of deep meaning but fail, and idiotic teenagers similarly trying to be deep. Also, you may not agree with the subsequent climb, but meh.

Kuoke said...

...WHAT?
If anything, your graph would have to be before the point of no return on my graph. Only if you've actually reached the peak, you'll understand what I mean - and even then I don't think you could, for starters, the 'intellectuals' of this world seem to have some mental blockade on it.

THE ONLY CASE I could ever assume the line could rise after the point of no return would be when a person manages to reach enlightenment and thus free their spirit from this void and therefore reality -- but that would negate the graph as I'm assuming it only applies to this plane.

ishraq said...

Fair enough.