I was waiting intently on Newgrounds to send an automated 'Happy Birthday User' message. Then I realised it's still the 2nd in America Land. Dammit.
I got 5 dollars from tommyd (who I plan on giving 5 dollars on his birthday in 9 days),
a 4 colour bic pen (from brendan byron, coincidentally 5 minutes before me realising I had lost my pen),
a mini card thing with japanese on it (which could say i have a small dick for all I know) from jojo,
and another miniture card with explicit adult artwork in it, courtesy of blosia.
I also got a card from my mum who had put the rest of the families name it in for the sake making the family look normal.
Also, Stephen, Update on that shitznik.