Thursday, July 16, 2009

I HAVE HATERZ

A long time ago, prolly between end of yr9 to yr 10, someone decided to lodge a piece of paper into my pacer. Well up until today i never knew what it was or bothered to see what it was. anyways i took it out and unfolded the paper and to my surprise it had writing on it. BUT what makes it so mad was what was written on the paper. It read:

Things to remember BXTN

I am an asshole
I am dickless
I masturbate to myself
I put my hand up my ass


That's word for word. First of all, who wrote this? And how did they get it into my Pacer? Who is sad enough to do this? unless it was some shit joke.

Now onto the actual message itself. An asshole i may be. But im pretty sure im not dickless and as for being a girl, well you be the judge. Now as to masturbation well for someone accusing me to masturbate is prolly someone who doesn't wank and that prolly eliminates half the guys. I'm gonna also eliminate all girls because, for a girl to do this its prolly more worse than for a guy to do it.

So yeah, gonna solve this mystery boys. and if its you that did this and reading it right now then man up and admit it.

IVE GOT HATERS,
-buxton

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Being tough on the net.

It was Lawrence.

Buxton said...

Was it?

Buxton said...

oh yeah, didnt accuse me of stealing that pacer off him.

wolf said...

OMGZ HATERZ BRO !

START LISTENING TO BROKENCYDE