I was deep-throating an icy pole thing - because, that's what you do.
But avast, my bottom lip became stuck to the the ice, and being the smart person I am, I decided to pull it out as fast as I can - naturally.
I didn't notice that I had ripped skin off my lip until I finished the icy pole because whilst eating it, it was keeping it numb.
But avast, my bottom lip became stuck to the the ice, and being the smart person I am, I decided to pull it out as fast as I can - naturally.
I didn't notice that I had ripped skin off my lip until I finished the icy pole because whilst eating it, it was keeping it numb.
4 comments:
wow, whats your lip look like now?
It's not actually as bad as I made it sound. I think it's actually healed over because I can't feel any irregularities with my tongue right now.
but isn't that what she said?
'She'
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