Tuesday, December 8, 2009

All I want for Christmas.

My mother says to me:
"What do you want for Christmas?, A girlfriend?, I could hire one of those ones you pay for by the hour for you."

She was actually implying 'Female Escort' as opposed to 'Prostitute'.
The difference being, an escort doesn't come with the freshly caught herpes.


wolf said...

kidding right?


Kuoke said...

... I hope so.