Crust.

My brother ate half a pizza, and didn't eat the crust. BLASPHEMY. Crust is probably the BEST part of a pizza - and I'm not talking about that cheeze filled or garlic bread shit, I'm talking about genuine plain crust. Hell, I eat the main part JUST to get to the crust.
Apparently it has something to do with the crust to hard for him to eat. On a related note, he doesn't eat apples and more because they're too hard. He doesn't eat oranges any more because they're too sour. He doesn't drink milk any more because it gives him pimples? Instead he chugs down litre bottles of english soy milk (y'know, not the legit asian one) every couple of days.

I'M A PUSSY SHIT TOO.