Sunday, March 15, 2009

The Hot Chick Theory.

Right well i dont know if any of you guys have noticed this but every time theres an assessment coming up real soon or we're starting a new hard (thats what she said) topic or some shit, a decent looking chick would start talking up to an ugly, low self esteem or both type of guy so then hes gonna give her notes for an exam or do basically a whole assessment task for her.
The guy is then gonna be like 'WOW this hot chicks talking to me. After this exam is over im gonna try and rape her(or not).' Right? Wrong.

The chick is probably just gonna forget your name within the space of 2 seconds after the assessment task is over. Heck shes probably not even gonna thank you. Well bleh, it happens a lot and the guy pretty much falls for it coz fact is every guy is horny and every girl is too but most of them just hide it. Even if the guy knows that the girl is just using him hes gonna be thinking 'Its gonna be like casual sex, no strings attached and its all fun. Without the penetration and pleasure'.

Yeah well for those who havent realised that the girl is using him theyre gonna try and talk to the chick again and then itll just be an awkward conversation with the chick doing her best not to disappoint him (thats what she said again). Then the guy is prolly gonna like go emo and shit and distance himself from the rest of society. And eventually kill himself. OR he might just join a korean dance group to boost his self esteem while not realising hes doing more damage than good.

Well either that is gonna happen or the chick toys him more coz she realises the potential of making them do more stuff for her, unfortuantely not sexual stuff. Then after a while the guy is gonna get frustrated then turn emo. OR start flirting with the uglier chicks that are actually in his league thus boosting his self esteem slowly.

Anyways this theory doesnt always work as there are variables that are needed for it to work such as:
- The chick must be hot
- The guy must have low self esteem, not necessarily ugly though
- the chick has to be out of his league
- The guy has gotta be smart
- The chick has gotta be not-so bright. Following under the You-either-got-Brains-or-Boobs-not-Both Conumdrem

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Bleh thats all. Man am i bored or some shit. i should be photocopying those notes for physics but i cant any shit on sunspots so leh. nothing really happened during the week; apart from english assessment.

Joke of the Week:
Brian: [Something something] DragonForce.
Genvin: DragonForce, more like Dragon-ma.

So its my first proper blog. how fucking shit is it? not really. Is it? nah its actually shit. Touche.

NOTE: I did not base any of this on people i know at all. Did I?

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