And lo and behold, I have stumbled across many a wall of text, tall enough to challenge the size of my cock.
I don't know whether you actually have superfluous amounts of meaningful insight to spread to the world, but if you're on the internet, learn the phrase "TL;DR", alternatively known as "Too Long; Didn't read". Now - At the point where your text goes beyond a 'brief read', then you must utilise it. No exceptions.
It's not that I'm too lazy to read your mountains of text, about how incredibly exciting it was to, say, be late for school... or, have a funny joke told to you that really won't be as funny when you read it as text... or, talk about inside events that your inside people don't even read.
ALSO, note that I'm using punctuation, and legitimate formatting - The alignment of text shows the 'thoughts' as a intermission to the formalities of this blog. People will think you're professional, though the people who see through this façade will only see a person who's too much of a goody-two-shoes who plays by the rules.
I mean, c'mon, only REBELS spell using the interwebs speaks.
Mandatory line to break the intermission from the end line...
TL;DR :
Type less, and more punctually.
It keeps more attention, and makes you look like you're wearing a suit while you blag.
Type less, and more punctually.
It keeps more attention, and makes you look like you're wearing a suit while you blag.
Shut the fuck up,
quoc.
quoc.
PS.
I think Bxtn was supposed to blag, but he's too busy fending those sexy sexy girls off with a stick.
I think Bxtn was supposed to blag, but he's too busy fending those sexy sexy girls off with a stick.
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