Friday, March 26, 2010

To: Neighbour.

YOU'VE BEEN MOWING THE LAWN FOR THE LAST 3 HOURS. WHAT THE FUCK, DID YOU SET YOUR LAWN MOWER ON DICK MODE BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT'S BEEN SOUNDING LIKE FOR THE LAST 3 HOURS.

THAT OR YOU HAVE A HUGE VIBRATOR UP YOUR ARSE.

Edit.
I looked out my window.
Somebody's trying to mow a lawn with a lawn trimmer which you're supposed to use to trim lawns while lawn mowers are supposed to be used to mow lawns which he is trying to do with a lawn trimmer.

3 hours got him about five eighths done.
Are you stupid.

3 comments:

genvinout said...

but what if he doesnt have a lawnmower? actually, if i didn't have one, id go buy one, as opposed to spend three hours doing it with some inefficient piece of shit

Buxton said...

Scissors?

Kuoke said...

He mowed until 4pm. Just saying.