Trying to get to 1000 post by the end of the year. So here's a joke that I thought was witty when it happened. The I thought it was stupid.
I was late for my employment interview at Centrelink. I told them I had no sense of direction.
TRUE STORY. (Actually not joking, this happened. Except for the punch line, they would've placed me as a comedian if I whipped that one out.)
Just so you know, I got off at Bankstown station, there are about 8 different roads you can go down. I fucking shit you not, I spent 1 hour going down the incorrect 7 before a taxi driver told me it was the one I didn't go down.