Monday, May 24, 2010

MS Paint Adventure.

21 comments:

Deevan said...
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Deevan said...

GENDER: MALE
CLASS: WARLOCK
WEAPON: WAND WITH PUBE OF UNICORN
STR: 9/9
INT: 0/9
AGI: 0/9
LUK: 0/9

Kuoke said...

...I already drew up the first one you posted, and that actually took a while, so yeah.
Like, if you really wanted to piss me off, you could just say a magical wizard appears and happened to be a stat reset npc.

Deevan said...

that.
or just text edit it!

Deevan said...

Hi my name is olga mc-fartface and i'm here to fuck shit up
you don't have to draw that one
i hereby ban myself

Deevan said...

also make this a page for easy reference after you get everyone joining in on the fun

Kuoke said...

Cast Magic.

I DON'T CARE IF IT'S MY OWN THING, in periods of non-user-participation, I'm going to just put the obvious action.

Deevan said...

talk to dodgy stranger in alleyway

i don't know why more people aren't joining in, this is fun

ishraq said...

Quickly retrieve arms from safe.

Deevan said...

Beg for it

Deevan said...

beg harder

Strabo said...

Beat him to death with your arms and take his stuff. Then take his place, selling whatever he was selling to passersby for more money.

Strabo said...

Oh right. DISREGARD, TAKE THE PLOT HOOK. ASK FOR JOB.

Deevan said...

I WANT TO HEAR WHAT THE STRANGER PROPOSES

Deevan said...

make satchel out of rope and skull, take all loot, place in satchel

Strabo said...

How will he get into the castle without rope?

No, just put all the stuff in the same place that you have you arms, beer, facial hair, and hundreds of pieces of gold. Including the head.

Kuoke said...

Too late. He doesn't have to actually go to the castle seeing as how this is a 'adventure' type deal. Alternatively, as it is an 'adventure' type thing, there are many a way for one to get into a castle. (He IS a warlock with 9 STR.)

Deevan said...

go to library

genvinout said...

head to the Restricted Section. holy shit

Deevan said...

you need to have a library card signed by a parent saying you can go into the restricted section to do that though