...I already drew up the first one you posted, and that actually took a while, so yeah. Like, if you really wanted to piss me off, you could just say a magical wizard appears and happened to be a stat reset npc.
Too late. He doesn't have to actually go to the castle seeing as how this is a 'adventure' type deal. Alternatively, as it is an 'adventure' type thing, there are many a way for one to get into a castle. (He IS a warlock with 9 STR.)
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GENDER: MALE
CLASS: WARLOCK
WEAPON: WAND WITH PUBE OF UNICORN
STR: 9/9
INT: 0/9
AGI: 0/9
LUK: 0/9
...I already drew up the first one you posted, and that actually took a while, so yeah.
Like, if you really wanted to piss me off, you could just say a magical wizard appears and happened to be a stat reset npc.
that.
or just text edit it!
Hi my name is olga mc-fartface and i'm here to fuck shit up
you don't have to draw that one
i hereby ban myself
also make this a page for easy reference after you get everyone joining in on the fun
Cast Magic.
I DON'T CARE IF IT'S MY OWN THING, in periods of non-user-participation, I'm going to just put the obvious action.
talk to dodgy stranger in alleyway
i don't know why more people aren't joining in, this is fun
Quickly retrieve arms from safe.
Beg for it
beg harder
Beat him to death with your arms and take his stuff. Then take his place, selling whatever he was selling to passersby for more money.
Oh right. DISREGARD, TAKE THE PLOT HOOK. ASK FOR JOB.
I WANT TO HEAR WHAT THE STRANGER PROPOSES
make satchel out of rope and skull, take all loot, place in satchel
How will he get into the castle without rope?
No, just put all the stuff in the same place that you have you arms, beer, facial hair, and hundreds of pieces of gold. Including the head.
Too late. He doesn't have to actually go to the castle seeing as how this is a 'adventure' type deal. Alternatively, as it is an 'adventure' type thing, there are many a way for one to get into a castle. (He IS a warlock with 9 STR.)
go to library
head to the Restricted Section. holy shit
you need to have a library card signed by a parent saying you can go into the restricted section to do that though
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