Allure.

I ate cereal with water because we were out of milk. It's disgusting. I didn't realise water had such a distinct taste until I had it with cereal.

Why are lawn mowers so loud. Army tanks are about as loud as a diesel car, but they actually blow up shit. All lawn mowers do is mow lawns. What.

The Spiderman movie trilogy is getting a reboot (starting from scratch) because those faggots at Sony couldn't think of anything better to do. The cast will be the same - it'll just be like "Here's the 4th instalment of the Spiderman films -- to understand this one, just completely disregard the first 3 we've presented to you, the ones that defined Spiderman films in the first place."