Saturday, January 16, 2010

Tekken Movie Trailer.

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

Edit:
Research concludes:
Worst line up of characters.
Characters in general are just not actually at all interesting. Most of them aren't even part of the main line. You need cunts like Lei, Feng, Wang, Ganryu, Asuka, Julia [to some bare extent] and PAUL for fucks sake. Also, Roger Jr. for shits and giggles.

Also, the initial storyline intended for this movie was supposed to be about Steve Fox, but they decided to be lazy faggots and base it off the ever present story line of A FIGHTING GAME.

Worst casting.
Half the actors don't even look like their character - with the exception of Marduk, who is being played by the wrestler he was based on. Too bad they can't do the same for Lei (Jackie Chan), Law (Bruce Lee), Raven (Wesly Snipes - Lol, tax evasion).
Jin is white (His last name is 'Foo', so I'm just plain confuzzled) and so is Kazuya. Jun (Jins mother) is Asian, which I suppose would account for his being a half cast, but not for the fact that he has the voice of a weasel. Heihachi's prominent feature is his large forehead which he uses to HEADBUTT people - but for some reason, the trailer shows him as an old bastard with more white facial hair then actual hair.

ffffffff.

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