FIRST ACTION OF 2010:
Hide the porn.
There's a family get together which I mentioned previously, and to that I must hide the porn. Some of you would think that I hide the porn normally, but when I have a hand on my cock and only one hand to navigate the magical winding ways of the rainbow filled majesty of what most people call the internet, I'd rather not consume time having to click through a labyrinth of .zips and .rars only to come halted at the almighty presence of a password to which I would by then have had dick juices on both hands [because masturbating with one hand either gets really tiring, or really boring] and thus risk my keyboard getting more disgusting than it already is.
AND THAT'S WHY I DON'T HIDE PORN.
Right now it's in My Videos > P. 'P' is for 'Porn'.