Saturday, January 9, 2010

Turkey Slap.

MY BROTHER IS CURRENTLY MAKING SOME SORT OF DISGUSTING APPROACH AT MY COUSIN BY:
1. CHANGING HIS CLOTHES AND COMING OUT WITH HIS SHIRT UNBUTTONED. I'VE MENTIONED THIS BEFORE, HE DOES IT EVEN WHEN IT'S LIKE, BELOW FREEZING TEMPERATURE. ANYWAY, HE DID THIS AND STARTED TALKING TO HER, SHE MENTIONED IT, BUT HE WAS LIKE "SO?, I'M A PAEDOPHILE, IT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE".
2. DRAGGING HER INTO SECLUDED AND DARK ROOMS.
3. I OVERHEARD HER SAY "STOP WHACKING ME." TO WHICH I PRESUME THE WHACKING OBJECT MUST HAVE BEEN A PENIS.

THIS COUSIN IS LIKE 4-6 OR SOMETHING. LESS. WHEN HE MOVES OUT [IF THAT EVER HAPPENS] I'M GOING TO ANONYMOUSLY SEND THE POLICE OVER TO HIS HOUSE TO SEARCH FOR PAEDOPHILIC PARAPHERNALIA.

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