Solitairey.

Hey kids, instead of mingling with all the towns folk and recieving red packets of money that uncles and aunts reluctantly give away with a façade of a smile on their face because they know that they could've used that ten dollars to pay off their mortgage or repay their debts - I'm sitting at my computer playing solitaire. Here's a classic example of the types of cards I get dealt more than 90% of the time: