Fagotto.

LETS RAISE THE INCOME OF POLITICIANS BECAUSE APPARENTLY, NO ONE WANTS TO BECOME ONE WHEN THEY GROW UP, SO OBVIOUSLY, BY INCREASING HOW MUCH MONEY WE GET NOW, IT WILL INHERENTLY INFLUENCE HOW MANY PEOPLE WANT TO BECOME POLITICIANS IN THE FUTURE

HEY I TURNED ON TV, AND I SAW THIS POLITICIAN, AND I WAS THINKING "MY GOD, THIS GUY IS A SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT WAD - I WOULD NOT WANT TO BE A FUCKING FAGGOT WAD, SO IN THEORY, I WOULD NOT WANT TO BE A POLITICIAN".

IN SHORT: THE REASON PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO BECOME POLITICIANS ISN'T BECAUSE THEY WANT TO MAKE MORE THAN 300,000 DOLLARS A YEAR, IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING FAGGOT WADS AND NO ONE WANTS TO BE A FUCKING FAGGOT WAD, AND THUS THEY WOULD NOT WANT TO BE YOU.

THIS IS THE LOGIC BEHIND THE "BRAINS" OF THIS COUNTRY.

ALSO: FAGOTTO.