Monday, January 11, 2010

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

SHUT THE FUCK UP KID.
I was going to link to that poem that quotes the 'sound of children laughter' is the most innocent, serene thing ever - when clearly, it is quite frankly NOT. I'm adding "Kill that poet" on my to-do list of after I get a time machine... And potentially also whoever started the 'hitting your kids is bad' campaign.

I'm trying to draw something awesome, but this racquet that's plaguing channel 7 and channel 2 is quite possibly the biggest piece of faggot pie since faggotville pulled up on its leather whips and chains to tame the beast most people call 'normal'. Channel 72 has gone to shit. It's like GO! for the fact that it's rerunning archaic and "possibly popular"tv series, except for the fact that all of them are actually really really bad. Here's the line up for tonight:
Leno, Mother and Son, Heartbeat, Benny Hill Show, Not Going Out, Judge John Deed and finally Magnum P.I.

Despite not actually having seen 90% of this line up, I'm going to go ahead and say that they're all really fucking bad. I mean, the best one there might have to be Magnum P.I. for the sake of a drinking game - "take a shot every time a over the top 80's style moustache makes an appearance".
What happened to quality shit, say, Flashforward, Heroes, [something else because 3 is a good number] - OH WAIT, LETS CANCEL THOSE BECAUSE THEY WERE OUR BEST SHOWS. Even though we moved all out 'quality' viewing to our secondary channel, it entitles us to assume that the public doesn't want to see it, possibly because we have the tendency to put our best shows at the worst times:

30 Rock:
Used to be on at about 11:30 on a Thursday. Then it won an award somewhere. Up until this point, NO ONE ACTUALLY KNEW THIS SHOW EXISTED to the point that it was even mentioned on radio "Why haven't we heard of this show yet?" - I'll answer that one, because Channel 7 is comprised of a bunch of gigantuous faggot bitches.

LOST:
"Let's advertise this as one our most successful programs, stating that millions of Australians watch this programme on Channel 7, and because of this, MOVE IT FORWARD 3 HOURS TO 11:30 ON A TUESDAY to make way for some really obscure reality tv show hosted by some outcast comedian who's over-the-top personality will inevitably get the show cancelled in under 3 episodes!"

HEROES:
*Fundamentally the same as LOST*
+
Let's cancel the show altogether, despite having one of the largest fan bases in the world, including mass crowd support in countries such as USA, AUS, UK, ITALY, JAPAN, HONG KONG, SPAIN, SOUTH AMERICA.


Obviously Channel 7 won't be reading this.
Because their studio's operated by a old farts that can't operate computers; who don't understand that blowing up the media is SOOO 1940's, y'know, when there were actually legit wars involving deaths and invasions and shit, not price wars with 'evil corporate giants' vs 'innocent local businesses' and how those dastardly phone companies are trying to rip us off, despite your loss of money is entirely dependant on the amount of stupidity you can contain in between your arse cheeks.

"Let's inform the "obviously economically educated public" of things that they "obviously understand" and thus put a magical twist on things like the one in our corkscrew penises telling them that "things they don't understand" are bad - completely disregarding the fact that there are people hired to make the countries financial decisions, and the idiocy of the publics views on things they cannot comprehend builds up the masses belief as if they were of some 'intelligence level', when really, they're not, because they're all gullible sheep, ready for the slaughter.

2 comments:

wolf said...

*wakes from deep slumber*

they cancelled heroes?

....what.

Kuoke said...

I mean taking it off 72.

And to that extent, I'm not even sure, I'm just assuming.