HAL 9000.

You know when you think of something, and then it occurs a couple of days later coincidentally? Well I remembered how incredibly awesome the movie "The Last Action Hero" was, and lo' and behold, it was on today following "Space Jam" which is of the same calibre.

But because Rudd is sucking Obamas 20" black dick in following him by forcing digital television on everyone, I couldn't watch it because half my channels are more distorted than Japanese genitalia.

So I ended up listening to ABC Radio Jazz for about 2 hours. And it was awesome.

I'm suggesting he uses his one really really really strong arm to get around.

Edit: Cleaned slightly.

Also, title reference: Robot Pirates.