Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Unnecessary Observations #403.

Food. Water.

Wouldn't it be weird if you shat from your dick and pissed from your arse.

And for girls that don't have dicks, as opposed to ones that do, a good analogy for a dick is a tube of tooth paste. So imagine that attached to the front of you. You'd have to squeeze it out.

Vibrating cosmetics - you might as well give men power tools with fleshlights on them.
(Namely, "Neutrogena Wave DUO Power Cleanser" and "Maybelline Pulse Perfection Vibrating Mascara")

Now a completely unnecessary image:

6 comments:

wolf said...

HEY. WAIT A MOMENT/...WHY ARE THERE FOXES ON YOUR PAGE?

Kuoke said...

...Why not?

Anna Vo said...

"Neutrogena Wave DUO Power Cleanser" actually falls under the skincare category, not cosmetics. GET IT RIGHT.

... jokezzzzz don't kill me.

Kuoke said...

ALL MAKE UP IS FUCKING STUPID. IT'S THE SECOND WORST INVENTION RIGHT BEHIND PUSH UP BRAS.

Anna Vo said...

How so?

Kuoke said...

You might as well develop a technology that could immerse then entire world in a veil of digital scenery so everything would look as 'pretty as human see fit'.

Everything is a lie.