Intermolecular Dispersionist.

I was watching Letterman just now, and he's interviewing Nathan Lane and to set up a joke, they say that he's in the next Twilight movie, which he introduces with:

"Yeah, it's the third in the Twilight series, entitled 'Eclipse'...
Because you can't look at it directly."

I now want to build a space time machine so I can high five this man in person as he said it, because That, was a fucking good call.