Epic tales from Vietnam:
If you want to get your dick wet in Vietnam, you go to this mountain place, and if you're a guy, you get this horn/wind instrument and you start playing it and shit, and you want for a chick with an umbrella to approach you and you dance around for a bit, then you take her home and you fuck her brains out.
My parents took pictures of kids doing this. Like, 13 year olds and shit. Then there's one picture where this creepy 40 year old doing the same thing.