About 10 Seconds.

I was watching porn and for some reason in the middle of it just remembered that I forgot to take the clothes in and now I can't tell if they're wet or just really cold.

My brother was basically in the room where you could see the hill hoist straight out the window for 4 hours, but because he was busy making dick biscuits, he didn't notice. Then when I came in with all the clothes, he's like "Oh".

Fucking. Wanker.
I've actually concluded that he actually does nothing that affects people. Like if you were to take him out of the equation, not much would be different. He just gets up, looks for something stupid to do on the internet, and goes back to sleep. No real interpersonal actions, and thus no reactions - he is completely useless in the chain of events; Maybe I wouldn't be blogging as much if he weren't around because I'd have no material.

And none of that "he's family" shit, because if your brother was Hitler, I don't think you would like him all that much.

Doesn't earn his keep, literally does absolutely nothing in the terms of house keeping, cooks only for himself, doesn't clean his own shit, has no sense of house keeping in general. Seriously for the last couple of weeks, I felt like I was growing a vagina from all the cleaning and cooking I've been doing. (This is not supposed to be sexist)

Said this before, but he chucked a bitch fit when my parents asked him for $10 a week to prepare him for real life shit. Funnier because he literally said he doesn't understand what the point of having job is.

Absolutely useless.